and down the final stretch they come! it's mags butt spanking lal's butt by half a length! platypius, the jockey of mag's butt, is liberally using the whip on mags butt trying to coax more speed out of her. mags butt is trembling with exertion to maintain her lead while lal's butt quivers and shakes with the stress of the race!
meanwhile, william's butt continues to take his time on the backstretch. we've just received word that william's butt may have a pulled muscle.
current votes: mags 21, lal 18, william 8
QUOTE(charlesandnessa @ Apr 19 2008, 06:28 PM) 
and down the final stretch they come! it's mags butt spanking lal's butt by half a length! platypius, the jockey of mag's butt, is liberally using the whip on mags butt trying to coax more speed out of her. mags butt is trembling with exertion to maintain her lead while lal's butt quivers and shakes with the stress of the race!
meanwhile, william's butt continues to take his time on the backstretch. we've just received word that william's butt may have a pulled muscle.
current votes: mags 21, lal 18, william 8
meanwhile, william's butt continues to take his time on the backstretch. we've just received word that william's butt may have a pulled muscle.
current votes: mags 21, lal 18, william 8
Charles, you are truly twisted; not that that's a bad thing, mind you
QUOTE(charlesandnessa @ Apr 19 2008, 07:28 PM)
and down the final stretch they come! it's mags butt spanking lal's butt by half a length! platypius, the jockey of mag's butt, is liberally using the whip on mags butt trying to coax more speed out of her. mags butt is trembling with exertion to maintain her lead while lal's butt quivers and shakes with the stress of the race!
meanwhile, william's butt continues to take his time on the backstretch. we've just received word that william's butt may have a pulled muscle.
current votes: mags 21, lal 18, william 8
meanwhile, william's butt continues to take his time on the backstretch. we've just received word that william's butt may have a pulled muscle.
current votes: mags 21, lal 18, william 8
Good gracious Charles!!
QUOTE(charlesandnessa @ Apr 19 2008, 08:28 PM)
and down the final stretch they come! it's mags butt spanking lal's butt by half a length! platypius, the jockey of mag's butt, is liberally using the whip on mags butt trying to coax more speed out of her. mags butt is trembling with exertion to maintain her lead while lal's butt quivers and shakes with the stress of the race!
meanwhile, william's butt continues to take his time on the backstretch. we've just received word that william's butt may have a pulled muscle.
current votes: mags 21, lal 18, william 8
meanwhile, william's butt continues to take his time on the backstretch. we've just received word that william's butt may have a pulled muscle.
current votes: mags 21, lal 18, william 8
Dammit Charles, you didn't vote for me....We should have bought you some drinks at the KC meet-up....
Well, third is not too bad, if you don't consider that there were only three candidates...
I do love my Mod colleagues, without exception.
QUOTE(charlesandnessa @ Apr 19 2008, 09:28 PM)
and down the final stretch they come! it's mags butt spanking lal's butt by half a length! platypius, the jockey of mag's butt, is liberally using the whip on mags butt trying to coax more speed out of her. mags butt is trembling with exertion to maintain her lead while lal's butt quivers and shakes with the stress of the race!
meanwhile, william's butt continues to take his time on the backstretch. we've just received word that william's butt may have a pulled muscle.
current votes: mags 21, lal 18, william 8
meanwhile, william's butt continues to take his time on the backstretch. we've just received word that william's butt may have a pulled muscle.
current votes: mags 21, lal 18, william 8
Charles!
and here we are at the finish line as they close in! it's mag's butt in the lead with lal's butt quickly gaining. jockey platypius is spanking mag's butt furiously and mag's butt pops out a burst of speed! lal's butt tries to keep up but it's in vain as lal's butt slowly falls off, slipping and sliding to the rear as mag's butt streaks across the finish line. it's mag's butt over lal's butt by a length as the fans in the stands shower the racetrack with rolls of toilet paper. mag's butt trots slowly down the racetrack to cool off as lal's butt, obviously pooped, takes a seat. the jockey of lal's butt slides off lal's butt and is steaming from the loss. william's butt is limping in the backstretch, apparently he's suffering from the runs he's made in the past. mag's butt, lathered in sweat from end to end and flushed with the success of the race, proudly claims her trophy and victory wreath from commissioner commode. lal's butt is awarded the #2 trophy. eventually william will make it to the finish line.
final score - mags 21, lal 19, william 8.
and that's the way it was!
final score - mags 21, lal 19, william 8.
and that's the way it was!
well looks like this poll is done. mods, close it.
wow... a great poll it was
Closed as per OP request.
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