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rkl57
I also used to know a carrie hunt - just think of the hilarity when the first initial/last name is used, for example, on a piece of mail


I also have an old friend whose name is fiona clare king - the protocol for email addresses at the university where she working was first and middle initial with last name
catrocks
I always wondered if there was actually anyone with the name Mike Hunt rofl.gif - too funny!

Drew Peacock is an awesome name. Seriously, do people not think before they name their kids? laughing.gif
william_wallace
QUOTE(catrocks @ Apr 14 2008, 10:59 PM) *
I always wondered if there was actually anyone with the name Mike Hunt rofl.gif - too funny!

Drew Peacock is an awesome name. Seriously, do people not think before they name their kids? laughing.gif


Lol, hope there isn't an Ivan Itchianus.
govols
There was a Mr P Enis in our telephone directory in england

LOL

Tony
Sal and Jay
QUOTE(govols @ Apr 15 2008, 03:15 AM) *
There was a Mr P Enis in our telephone directory in england

LOL

Tony


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The Red Baron
QUOTE(rkl57 @ Apr 14 2008, 04:06 PM) *
I used to know a girl called Amy Ho in college - she was in the same sorority as Jennifer Slutzsky


Place names arent funny to you.....

Mutley in plymouth or relatives and friends in the states ask me if i live in a rough neighborhood or if we have street walkers or they say YOU LIVE WHERE OMG

i live on the Hoe in plymouth!!
Toshtishtash
laughing.gif

There is a place down the road from me called Ventongimps which has always amused me...
English Muffin
QUOTE(The Red Baron @ Apr 15 2008, 02:13 AM) *
Place names arent funny to you.....

Mutley in plymouth or relatives and friends in the states ask me if i live in a rough neighborhood or if we have street walkers or they say YOU LIVE WHERE OMG

i live on the Hoe in plymouth!!


I used to live in Mutley! biggrin.gif

I lived in Ashford Road for about six months when my first marriage broke up in 1995 and it was a bit of a rough area. It's now considered an 'up-and-coming' place and house prices are through the roof.

Gillian
william_wallace
Theres a town in Newfoundland, Canada called Dildo. Wonder if the town is run on batteries lol
StillThePrettiest
there's a town here called 'Lunt' which is petitioning to have the spelling changed to 'Launt' (pronunciation would stay the same) because people keep changing the sign laughing.gif
*julez*
QUOTE(ginger1981 @ Apr 14 2008, 04:23 PM) *
I have some instances of an "Aunt Fanny" in the family tree...


There used to be a chain of sweet shops here called Fanny Farmers.

Knowing the UK meaning of the word fanny just changes things completely for me! laughing.gif
william_wallace
Here is a selection of odd place names around the world. Some are funny lol

a Ta Creek (Canada)
Submitted by Tracy A.

Boysack (Scotland)

Anus (France)
Submitted by Mario B.

Trim (Ireland)
Submitted by N.M.

Clap Hill (United Kingdom)

Tittisee (Germany)
Submitted by Tom R.

Cockintake (United Kingdom)

Ballplay (Tennessee)

Caulkerbush (Scotland)
Submitted by Curtis M.

Agay (France)

Assloss (Scotland)

Bohner's Lake (Wisconsin)
Submitted by Shannon B.

Bigadic (Turkey)
Submitted by Bud D.

Backside (Scotland)

Cockplay (Scotland)
Submitted by Colin Y.

Bangs Beach (Maine, USA)
Submitted by Ian B.

Bare (United Kingdom)

Dickey (North Dakota, USA)
Submitted by Dusty B.

Blackdykes (England)

Pennis Wood (United Kingdom)
Submitted by Ian B.

Gofuku (Japan)
Submitted by Harry M.

Three Cocks (Wales)
Submitted by Harry M.

Dickeyville (Wisconsin, USA)
Submitted by Misty F.

Dunmovin (California, USA)
Submitted by Amanda N.

Peterhead (Scotland)
Submitted by Dave C.

Mount Gay (West Virginia)

Beaverville (Illinois, USA)
Submitted by Katie K.

Boody (Illinois, USA)
Submitted by Katie K.

Bone Gap (Illinois, USA)
Submitted by Katie K.

Vergennes (Illinois)
Submitted by Katie K.

Little Dix Village (West Indies)

Tightsqueeze (Virginia, USA)
Submitted by Barbara M.

Iron Knob (Australia)
Submitted by James R.

Big Knockerstown (United Kingdom)
Submitted by Matt W.

Climax Springs (Missouri, USA)
Submitted by Eric C.

Fertile (Minnesota, USA)
Submitted by Benny M.

Ironwood (Minnesota, USA)
Submitted by Kent

Willacoochie (Georgia, USA)
Submitted by Steve S.

Moreheadsville (Pennsylvania, USA)
Submitted by Mike B.

Weener (Germany)

Deep Gap (Tennessee, USA)
Submitted by Curtis T.

Glasscock (Texas, USA)
Submitted by Alan J.

Seman (Alabama, USA)
Submitted by Crystal M.

Long Dong (Guangxi, China)

Titless (Switzerland)
Submitted by James S.

Onacock (Virginia, USA)
Submitted by James E.

Maiden Gully (Australia)
Submitted by Carly

Penistone (England)
Submitted by Alan S.

Fort Dick (California, USA)

Gash (Iran)

Probe (Utah, USA)

Butztown (Pennsylvania, USA)
Submitted by Ione J.

Thong (England)
Submitted by Martin

Mary's Inlet (Canada)
Submitted by Basil P.

Bobbin Head (Australia)
Submitted by Matt C.

Mount Titlis (Switzerland)
Submitted by Carole L.

Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines)

Elephant Butte (New Mexico, USA)

Dikshit (India)

Pis Pis River (Nicaragua)

Blowhard (Australia)
Submitted by Dominic O.

Sexbierum (Netherlands)
Submitted by Sjouk K.

Reamstown (Pennsylvania, USA)

Pecker's Point (Newfoundland, Canada)
Submitted by Matthew B.

Lickdale (Pennsylvania)
Submitted by Duane H.

Pickles Gap (Arkansas)
Submitted by Velton D.

Nether Wallop (England)
Submitted by Todd B.

Petting (Germany)
Submitted by Bob F.

Mount Mee (Australia)
Submitted by Ian

Titting (Germany)
Submitted by Bob F.

Titty Ho (England)

Yocumtown (Pennsylvania, USA)

Fugit (Kentucky, USA)
Submitted by Tad L.

Assinippi (Massachusetts, USA)
Submitted by Carol S.

Big Cockup and Little Cockup (England)
Submitted by Kirsty F.

Cocktown (Wexford, Ireland)

Cockburn (Australia)
Submitted by Peter R.

Bangor (Wales)
Submitted by Matt

Dyckesville (Wisconsin, USA)

Ballville (Ohio, USA)

Prickwillow (England)
Submitted by Alam C.

Black Charlie's Opening (Australia)
Submitted by Helen Hills

Kinmount (Ontario, Canada)
Submitted by Crystal G. and Mikey P.

Euren (Wisconsin, USA)

Cockland (Ohio, USA)

Spuzzum (Canada)
Submitted by Mike B.

Bloody Dick (Montana, USA)
Submitted by S.B.

Shafter (California, USA)

Beaver (Oklahoma, USA)

Mt. Buggery (Australia)
Submitted by Stan L.

Handcock Town (North Carolina, USA)
Submitted by Michelle S.

Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK)

Sackville (Canada)
Submitted by Kyle W.

Twatt (Orkney, UK)

Muff (County Donegal, Ireland)

Maggie's Nipples (Wyoming, USA)
Submitted by Tom M.

Bone's Knob (Queensland, Australia)
Submitted by Cyd

Fingringhoe (Essex, UK)
Submitted by Jill M.

Titz (Germany)
Submitted by Ryan A.

Needmore (Texas, USA)
Submitted by Sheila A.

Fruitport (Michigan, USA)
Submitted by Michelle F.

Zip Down (Pennsylvania, USA)
Submitted by Lucia H.

Mount Holly (New Jersey, USA)
Submitted by Chris
catrocks
How about

Climax (PA)

F**king (Austria)

Duke of Hereford's Knob (Wales?)

Knockemstiff (OH)

Condom (France)
j4k
Intercourse (PA)
Blue Ball (PA)
ginger1981
QUOTE(william_wallace @ Apr 15 2008, 09:52 AM) *
Here is a selection of odd place names around the world. Some are funny lol


Beaver Crossing - Nebraska
Possum Trot - Missouri
Muff - Ireland
Road Head - England (I think it is basically a pub and a couple houses)

English Muffin
Wankum - Germany
Jeraly
QUOTE(toshtishtash @ Apr 15 2008, 01:18 PM) *
laughing.gif

There is a place down the road from me called Ventongimps which has always amused me...

We drover through Toquerville in southern Utah which amused us laughing.gif

QUOTE(julezabelle @ Apr 15 2008, 03:50 PM) *
QUOTE(ginger1981 @ Apr 14 2008, 04:23 PM) *
I have some instances of an "Aunt Fanny" in the family tree...


There used to be a chain of sweet shops here called Fanny Farmers.

Knowing the UK meaning of the word fanny just changes things completely for me! laughing.gif


And you think that fanny in the US meaning is ok for a sweet shop?! ohmy.gif
Poiteen
You know your dealing with Americans and not British people when they are actually friendly in the TAX office yes.gif
elmcitymaven
QUOTE(Poiteen @ Apr 16 2008, 04:30 PM) *
You know your dealing with Americans and not British people when they are actually friendly in the TAX office yes.gif


Ha ha! You went today? Aren't they lovely in the London IRS office? When I went, and owned up to not filing for over a decade, the guy behind the counter gave me a stern look, turned to his colleague and said, "Okay Mike, we got another one. Get the cuffs." And then he proceeded to help me get all the forms going back to 2004, and talked me through them.

I heart.gif the London IRS guys!
*julez*
QUOTE(Jeraly @ Apr 16 2008, 02:49 PM) *
QUOTE(toshtishtash @ Apr 15 2008, 01:18 PM) *
laughing.gif

There is a place down the road from me called Ventongimps which has always amused me...

We drover through Toquerville in southern Utah which amused us laughing.gif

QUOTE(julezabelle @ Apr 15 2008, 03:50 PM) *
QUOTE(ginger1981 @ Apr 14 2008, 04:23 PM) *
I have some instances of an "Aunt Fanny" in the family tree...


There used to be a chain of sweet shops here called Fanny Farmers.

Knowing the UK meaning of the word fanny just changes things completely for me! laughing.gif


And you think that fanny in the US meaning is ok for a sweet shop?! ohmy.gif


Well, Fanny is actaully a name sometimes used for a woman here (not recently tho) so the sweet shop was named for the woman who started it, Fanny Farmer. laughing.gif

But can you imagine someone farming fannies? Oh the bizarre images that conjures!! laughing.gif
Poiteen
QUOTE(elmcitymaven @ Apr 16 2008, 09:34 PM) *
QUOTE(Poiteen @ Apr 16 2008, 04:30 PM) *
You know your dealing with Americans and not British people when they are actually friendly in the TAX office yes.gif


Ha ha! You went today? Aren't they lovely in the London IRS office? When I went, and owned up to not filing for over a decade, the guy behind the counter gave me a stern look, turned to his colleague and said, "Okay Mike, we got another one. Get the cuffs." And then he proceeded to help me get all the forms going back to 2004, and talked me through them.

I heart.gif the London IRS guys!


Yeah, they were sooo nice. I can't tell you what they did, they were so helpful that they made me promise not to tell anyone innocent.gif

And I went yesterday, on their busiest day of the year. star_smile.gif
elmcitymaven
QUOTE(govols @ Apr 14 2008, 10:15 PM) *
There was a Mr P Enis in our telephone directory in england

LOL

Tony


I worked with a Mr P Enis!

My mother recalls a guy in the local phone book when she was a kid named Dick Checker -- not so much a name as a vocation, methinks.
rkl57
The priest who married my parents was called Harry Ball - I kid you not
SnowyTater
Why are you guys talking about dirty names xD

I'll contribute anyway tongue.gif

My coach in high school, no lies, maybe could even find him online: Harry Dick Cox.

He went by Dick. I bet he thought long and hard about that one, which one of those two options is BETTER. Oh poor guy sad.gif
Krikit
I used to work with a lady named Joan Vinall-Cox. I couldn't believe that she didn't seem to notice. blink.gif

I also used to work with a lady named Barb Boodhan. She had huge boobs, so we used to call her Boobs Bardhan when she wasn't within hearing distance. I was terrified I'd actually call her that to her face. laughing.gif
Sal and Jay
QUOTE(Krikit @ Apr 17 2008, 01:08 PM) *
I used to work with a lady named Joan Vinall-Cox. I couldn't believe that she didn't seem to notice. blink.gif

I also used to work with a lady named Barb Boodhan. She had huge boobs, so we used to call her Boobs Bardhan when she wasn't within hearing distance. I was terrified I'd actually call her that to her face. laughing.gif



lol
elmcitymaven
QUOTE(Sal and Jay @ Apr 17 2008, 08:18 AM) *
QUOTE(Krikit @ Apr 17 2008, 01:08 PM) *
I used to work with a lady named Joan Vinall-Cox. I couldn't believe that she didn't seem to notice. blink.gif

I also used to work with a lady named Barb Boodhan. She had huge boobs, so we used to call her Boobs Bardhan when she wasn't within hearing distance. I was terrified I'd actually call her that to her face. laughing.gif



lol


MEGA-lol! rofl.gif
Jeraly
QUOTE(julezabelle @ Apr 16 2008, 09:37 PM) *
QUOTE(Jeraly @ Apr 16 2008, 02:49 PM) *
QUOTE(toshtishtash @ Apr 15 2008, 01:18 PM) *
laughing.gif

There is a place down the road from me called Ventongimps which has always amused me...

We drover through Toquerville in southern Utah which amused us laughing.gif
QUOTE(julezabelle @ Apr 15 2008, 03:50 PM) *
QUOTE(ginger1981 @ Apr 14 2008, 04:23 PM) *
I have some instances of an "Aunt Fanny" in the family tree...


There used to be a chain of sweet shops here called Fanny Farmers.

Knowing the UK meaning of the word fanny just changes things completely for me! laughing.gif

And you think that fanny in the US meaning is ok for a sweet shop?! ohmy.gif

Well, Fanny is actaully a name sometimes used for a woman here (not recently tho) so the sweet shop was named for the woman who started it, Fanny Farmer. laughing.gif

But can you imagine someone farming fannies? Oh the bizarre images that conjures!! laughing.gif


rofl.gif Yeah - it was a name used here a long time ago as well but still!!

QUOTE(SnowyTater @ Apr 17 2008, 02:14 AM) *
Why are you guys talking about dirty names xD

I'll contribute anyway tongue.gif

My coach in high school, no lies, maybe could even find him online: Harry Dick Cox.

He went by Dick. I bet he thought long and hard about that one, which one of those two options is BETTER. Oh poor guy sad.gif


LMAO!!! rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif

QUOTE(Krikit @ Apr 17 2008, 01:08 PM) *
I used to work with a lady named Joan Vinall-Cox. I couldn't believe that she didn't seem to notice. blink.gif

I also used to work with a lady named Barb Boodhan. She had huge boobs, so we used to call her Boobs Bardhan when she wasn't within hearing distance. I was terrified I'd actually call her that to her face. laughing.gif


Mr Tits-Pervert anyone?
Krikit
QUOTE(Jeraly @ Apr 17 2008, 12:28 PM) *
Mr Tits-Pervert anyone?

Exactly! laughing.gif
paulinespens
QUOTE(Ian + Anne @ Apr 8 2008, 09:34 PM) *
... you get a refill in your coffee cup or a refill with the soda at no extra charge (shame on UK companies).

... you buy KFC ....... !! Mash gravy and not chips !!



How do you think I feel being in Kentucky?

paulinespens
QUOTE(toshtishtash @ Apr 10 2008, 07:45 PM) *
Oooh! I've never been to Cracker Barrel... I have however heard extremely good things about Cracker Barrel... laughing.gif



I have a nickname for Cracker Barrel. I call it the Crack House. As does my wife now and my sisters in law. One of my sisters in law always promised to take me to Cracker Barrel and I said where The Crack House.

paulinespens
No one mentioned Corn Syrup

I asked my wife what Miracle Whip was and she said its Mayo but sweeter. Im like y'all add corn syrup to it. I could not stop laughing.

My wife won't let me buy corn syrup. She thinks im gonna put it all in my cooking .

How about the local commericals they look like they have been made on the budget of a dollar.

John Deere everythings John Deere here (hence I have the cap and t shirt)

Shopping on Sunday night something you can't do in the UK.

And finally a commerical for Vigagra or should I say Viva Vigagra.

Sal and Jay
Jay said why do you want to put butter in a sandwich Duh lol, he uses mayonaisse to spread rather than butter.
Jeraly
Oh yeah! Corn syrup!! I found some "authentic" Lea & Perrins and it had corn syrup... I swear the original doesn't!! laughing.gif

And my OH doesn't do butter in sandwiches either...
Magenta
QUOTE(Krikit @ Apr 17 2008, 08:08 AM) *
I used to work with a lady named Joan Vinall-Cox. I couldn't believe that she didn't seem to notice. blink.gif

I also used to work with a lady named Barb Boodhan. She had huge boobs, so we used to call her Boobs Bardhan when she wasn't within hearing distance. I was terrified I'd actually call her that to her face. laughing.gif


My Nan used to live next door to a woman named Pansy Pratt. My Nan called her "Old Pratty".
Sal and Jay
QUOTE(Mags @ Apr 21 2008, 07:50 PM) *
QUOTE(Krikit @ Apr 17 2008, 08:08 AM) *
I used to work with a lady named Joan Vinall-Cox. I couldn't believe that she didn't seem to notice. blink.gif

I also used to work with a lady named Barb Boodhan. She had huge boobs, so we used to call her Boobs Bardhan when she wasn't within hearing distance. I was terrified I'd actually call her that to her face. laughing.gif


My Nan used to live next door to a woman named Pansy Pratt. My Nan called her "Old Pratty".



ha ha thats funny laughing.gif
Krikit
QUOTE(Mags @ Apr 21 2008, 02:50 PM) *
My Nan used to live next door to a woman named Pansy Pratt. My Nan called her "Old Pratty".

laughing.gif
Lisax
They only have tiny jars of marmite and no big ones! the cheek of it!!

tut tut no0pb.gif headbonk.gif

and no one knows what a "jumper" is, lol
StillThePrettiest
maybe you can see the tiny jars as like a nicotine patch for smokers... you can go smaller and smaller til you can finally wean yourself off the stuff tongue.gif
Jeraly
laughing.gif I prefer bovril anyway but I am going to make up a shopping list for mum when I get there and realise all the stuff I miss then get her to send stuff to me biggrin.gif Anyone know anything about shipping refrigerated stuff?!
Thomas F
QUOTE(Lisax @ Apr 25 2008, 10:45 PM) *
They only have tiny jars of marmite and no big ones! the cheek of it!!

tut tut no0pb.gif headbonk.gif


Is marmite that syrupy stuff in the green can i see in Tesco here? i asked my fellow shoppers what that was and all i got were blank stares!!! What is that stuff???
Sal and Jay
you may have a world market store near where your going they do a lot of english products.
Lisax
QUOTE(Thomas F @ Apr 26 2008, 04:51 AM) *
QUOTE(Lisax @ Apr 25 2008, 10:45 PM) *
They only have tiny jars of marmite and no big ones! the cheek of it!!

tut tut no0pb.gif headbonk.gif


Is marmite that syrupy stuff in the green can i see in Tesco here? i asked my fellow shoppers what that was and all i got were blank stares!!! What is that stuff???


Hehe, Marmite is a spread you put on toast or sandwiches. It's in a brown jar, with a yellow lid, it's a yeast extract, very very healthy for you. But I warn you, if you find it and want to try it, get a small jar, as you will either love it or hate it! wink.gif you have been warned! hehe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite

QUOTE(Jeraly @ Apr 26 2008, 04:13 AM) *
laughing.gif I prefer bovril anyway but I am going to make up a shopping list for mum when I get there and realise all the stuff I miss then get her to send stuff to me biggrin.gif Anyone know anything about shipping refrigerated stuff?!


Hehe! I get my mum to do that, but she just mainly sends me tubs of marmite which my sister gets for me from Macros. Is cheaper sending tubs that jars, because the tubs weigh much less.
Lisax
QUOTE(StillThePrettiest @ Apr 26 2008, 12:48 AM) *
maybe you can see the tiny jars as like a nicotine patch for smokers... you can go smaller and smaller til you can finally wean yourself off the stuff tongue.gif


laughing.gif I'm definitely a Marmite addict, you'd never be able to wean me off it, I've been eating this stuff for 23 years, it's my life! tongue.gif wink.gif
Sal and Jay
QUOTE(Lisax @ Apr 26 2008, 02:52 PM) *
QUOTE(StillThePrettiest @ Apr 26 2008, 12:48 AM) *
maybe you can see the tiny jars as like a nicotine patch for smokers... you can go smaller and smaller til you can finally wean yourself off the stuff tongue.gif


laughing.gif I'm definitely a Marmite addict, you'd never be able to wean me off it, I've been eating this stuff for 23 years, it's my life! tongue.gif wink.gif



lol maybe i should open a marmite factory, i love marmite crisps too, lol
Jeraly
QUOTE(Lisax @ Apr 26 2008, 02:50 PM) *
Hehe! I get my mum to do that, but she just mainly sends me tubs of marmite which my sister gets for me from Macros. Is cheaper sending tubs that jars, because the tubs weigh much less.


Hmm - my brother has a macro card >< I wonder if they do bovril as well...
Lisax
QUOTE(Jeraly @ Apr 26 2008, 12:43 PM) *
QUOTE(Lisax @ Apr 26 2008, 02:50 PM) *
Hehe! I get my mum to do that, but she just mainly sends me tubs of marmite which my sister gets for me from Macros. Is cheaper sending tubs that jars, because the tubs weigh much less.


Hmm - my brother has a macro card >< I wonder if they do bovril as well...


They may do, ask him to check it out! smile.gif

QUOTE(Sal and Jay @ Apr 26 2008, 10:15 AM) *
QUOTE(Lisax @ Apr 26 2008, 02:52 PM) *
QUOTE(StillThePrettiest @ Apr 26 2008, 12:48 AM) *
maybe you can see the tiny jars as like a nicotine patch for smokers... you can go smaller and smaller til you can finally wean yourself off the stuff tongue.gif


laughing.gif I'm definitely a Marmite addict, you'd never be able to wean me off it, I've been eating this stuff for 23 years, it's my life! tongue.gif wink.gif



lol maybe i should open a marmite factory, i love marmite crisps too, lol


oooh I never had those! ok, ganna have to make a list for my mum devil.gif
StillThePrettiest
to answer your earlier question, Jeraly - as far as I know, it's virtually impossible to ship refrigerated stuff, unless you're running an import business or something sad.gif
Jeraly
That sucks - I know my mum has a friend who has a son in Georgia and I think she manages it somehow... other than that I guess it is going to be sneaky sneaky through customs whistling.gif

They never seemed to have a problem with cheese though which is a good thing biggrin.gif I even got sniffer dogged once and begrudgingly owned up to my cheese - they seemed more concerned with vegetation and meat biggrin.gif
catrocks
QUOTE(Thomas F @ Apr 26 2008, 03:51 AM) *
Is marmite that syrupy stuff in the green can i see in Tesco here? i asked my fellow shoppers what that was and all i got were blank stares!!! What is that stuff???


Golden syrup?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_syrup



Does anyone else desperately miss Branston's Pickle?????

If I could wish for only one product that would be it..... and some proper cheese to make a sandwich!
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