QUOTE(foreverido @ Mar 28 2008, 08:11 PM)

Three prime ministers went to hell, Tony Blair, Bush,and Portia. Tony asked the devil if he could make a call to England to see if the country is running ok, he made the call, and he stayed on the call for 5 minutes. Satan told him that the bill is 5 million dollars. Bush also asked if he could call the US, he stayed on the call for 8 minutes; it cost him $8 million dollars. Portia said she wanted to call Jamaica, she spent 2 HOURS on the call then she asked Satan how much was the bill, he replied, '$1 dollar'; she asked, 'how cum afta mi stay longa dan Blair an Bush'. Satan replied,calling from hell to hell is a local call.
This is priceless
ROTFDWL!!!!!