Mawning Family,
So Ken and I went to go visit his Family inna deh Bronx yesterday! (Remember the same one that assured us the whole time his K1 was processing that he could stay there and then told em she ave nuh room fuh em afta we git through!)
Ok, so I am telling her that we are starting to plan our wedding now. What does she say...
"Suh wait...onnuh a married har fuh real!!!"
WHATTTTTTT!!!!!! I was about to say something...but I looked at Ken and he gave mi deh 'let mi handle this' look!
Ken just looked at her and started laughing! He told her "Ohhhh...Auntie yuh mussi git us confuse wid some next couple. Auntie dis is a LIFE ting yuh knoa...ah knoa joketing dis! Gill is mi Wife fuh LIFE...we jus haffi mek hit official!
Bwoy, yuh see dis Gurl...when heveryboddi ah ton dem back pon mi han give hup pon mi EVER reaching...yuh see mi wife she NEVA EVA give hup pon mi! She dyam near KILL harself fi mek some people fantasy...our reality! Yuh see mi...no wan couldda EVA disrespect fi mi Lioness han mi nuh LACE dem fuh hit! Mi LUC-KY fi ave har! She's smart, beautiful, sexy han has a heart bigga dan yuh Empire State Building...Bwoy, mi nuh knoa is wat mi duh inna mi las life fi git my Gill as mi prize...but hit mussi be good! Suh please Auntie...keep yuh couples straight...zeen."
Afta dat hevery wan just ease back!!

han Auntie seh..."Yes Ken...mi mussi confuse deh two of onnuh wid a next couple mi knoa!" DYAM RIGHT!!!!
Like mi seh...Mi love mi man...BAD!!!
Bless-up han mi love onnuh!
Have a good day!
Gill
P.S.- When we got back in the car afta leaving Auntie house, Ken was like mi knoa dis story ah guh be printed ina deh Early edition of deh VJ Gleaner tuhmarra!