oonuh tell me now

I HATE TOPICS AND REPLIES LIKE THESE IN THIS THREAD....THEY MAKE ME SICK..THEY TOTALLY DISREGARD FACTS AND BECOME IGNORANT

SOEMTHING BOUT ARYAN SOMETHING !!!

Ok..why am I on the babiesrus web site ..*could it be i'm getting into being preggo*...

Uhhhh, Yeah...I think that "could" be it.

Don't go spreading the preggo water just yet Kimmy, u know i still got a couple months for Dave to get up here! lol.

LOL...OK Ton just for you..wouldn't want you to be alone at all...by the a couple of months ? he won't be coming as soon as he gets the visa ?

back from the dr.s...oh it was fun times tonight....they started to do the interanl exams....and my cervix was NOT cooperating at all....it was uncomfortable....well i get to have another look at Kayla they want another u/s to see how big she is going to be...everything else seems to be good...

Fantastic ...can't stop saying I wish I was there ...what week r u in now ? never mind u have a thing..

See Kimmy, U do have something to look forward too

thanks Jengs girl

Shauna I am glad that everything went well at the doctors

Kimmy ~ Mi neva come out of hiding Mi der fi a reason

kimmy have you put any kind of registry together yet?

thanks Jamie and Kimmy....the only thing i hates was the internal exam...so not comfortable at all...and then a nurse came in and started having a convo with the dr...and there i am all exposed.... i just wanted to crawl off the table

I know all too well how u feel

No i was on the babiesrus web site browsing..maybe i'll start when I know what I will bring forth

Ok Yaads u stay rite dere....

This really funny i think..I YAADS i've callign u that for sooo long now mi nearly figet u ave a real name i was like Jamie..who dat

Thanks for the shoutout Tonisha.

Oh, girl....you have to get over that. Your hospital room will have a revolving door with no privacy. Is it a teaching hospital? If it is, be prepared for a roomful of spectators!!!

Don't you worry, you really won't even notice.

Tonisha, What shots did he have to get?

Good to hear everything is going okay

QUOTE(Number 6 @ Mar 26 2008, 10:18 PM)
OK.... so using those figures 24.9% of all blacks (or 1 in 4) are living in poverty - proportionally. How does that compare proportionally to other ethnicities?


(boo-yah!)

Who cares. 75.1% of Americans are not black.

Alright yaardies...Question 4 u:
For all of us who are farrin...how did you learn to chat patwah? I know when I first met my husband, it was sooo difficult for me to understand him because (1) he talked too fast, and (2) because alot of patwah (to me) goes against everything that I have learned phonetically and grammatically. I've clearly gotten better at understanding what he is saying and can understand most conversations that he and his friends/family are having (and when I don't he kindly helps me out), and now I am much more interested in learning how to chat. I think it is going to be especially important for him to preserve this part of his heritage, and to pass this part along to our children (one day far far far into the future! ) I have to think really hard b4 I speak in patois, and he works with me on phrases and their meanings, but I wanna know how long does it really take? Are there any videos out there? May be someone on the thread can put one 2gether and market it...I know I would definately buy it...

sorry wish i could help..bawn Yardie...but mor time mi husband tell mi dat is not patwah..yuh mek it sound too nice..but mi just look pon him like him mad !..it just takes time, patience and practice...don't be shy and don't think ppl will be making fun of you..u'll get it..Look at Yardiewife..more time i forget she is not a born Jamaican..just gotta do it..u can try watching the stage plays and stuff like that....mi no know nuttin mi just love chat

?????????? GLAD U CLARIFIED THAT FOR US??



ditto...

..that was a quote from another one a dem mad threads ..(boo-yah!) was the poster

LOL....Kimmy, I'm over estimating....but we talked about him coming up right after Mother's day cause i'll be off work from 5/12 - 6/9. I'm having some minor surgery on my ankle so we planned it that way so i could be off - with pay (lol) - while he was up here getting used to things. That's all...

We talked about coming as soon as he got the visa but waiting a few weeks might be better for us.



Your welcome.

OK..Thats nice Ton

He had most of the immunizations you get when your school age from back in 1995. The main ones he needed were boosters for those and MMR (mumps, measles, rubella combo), Chicken Pox and a Tetnus shot. They x-ray them for TB at the medical, took blood and did a vision test.

I know as of January 2008, anyone coming here HAS to now have the MMR which is the one that's hard to get at your regular old health clinic. Lots of people advised me to have him go to a cheaper health clinic to get all the shots BEFORE the actual medical but even still, he would have come up short.

The clinics don't always have the ones the embassy is looking for so Dave went to his family doctor to get them and faxed his "proof" to the doctor up at Andrews. That seemed to work o.k.

Yeah, I figured it would make our lives a little simpler if I was off work when he first got here. Just didn't wanna rush it before i could get things together. LOL.

That's great news Shauna.....I'm glad ur doing o.k. I like the name Kayla too.

(Check ur PM's when u get time)

Cool Shauna you get another look at her. I know you wanted that. I am glad to hear things are going well. Eww internal exams are not fun. I start to get those on Tuesday.

I learned more through a book. Some people might say the book is not great but it worked for me. I believe it a book was wonderful cause it explained the grammar of it. It took me about 4 years to catch on. I am still learning and foreign languages don't come easy to me at all.

That is a perfect plan. We did the same thing last year. He came up when school ended.

Bwoy, if dat ain't deh truth...mi nuh knoa wat is!!!!!

Kimkim...mi couldda lick dung dem foofoo gyal fi mash hup yuh work internet access!! Yuh come in like Rhonda now.......Memba when Rhond's used to work the late shift han she would come reply tuh everyone's post overnight! ...Hopefully, the 'watchful eyes' won't last too lang!

Bless,
Gill

Fuh real!!! trust mi Nans by the time Baby Gurl makes her appearance you don't care if Capt Crunch is down there looking...as long as he can get here out safe and sound!!

Modesty and pregnancy do NOT go hand in hand!

Bless,
Gill

Love the name! Very noice Nans!

Reminds me of Kayla Brady from Days of Our Lives! (JG & Andre, don't start with me!)

Gill

Gurl...DAT IS EXACTLY HOW I FELT!!!! It was bittersweet!! But, I promised her Iwouldn't stay away 14 years again!!! "When mi check hit hout Lawd...nuh where nuh bettah dan YARD!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bless,
An (emotional) Gill

AMEN AMEN Quannie!!!

Yuh dyam roight Clariey...dem ave sittin' suh pon deh market yet? Or bettah yet something fi wet hup dem batty if dem nuh close it...suh dem cyan see ow it feel...URRRRGH!!!!!

Ok yes...I'm replying to my hown comment...

I loved when I used to go to sound clashes (my younger sistrens can tell me if they still ave dem)...han they would play the Jamaican National Anthem! Nothing sound sweeter dan a whole bunch of drunkard Yardies singing..."JAMAICA...LAND WE LUBBBBBBBB!"

Your boys are so cute! My sister has 4 boys - it's so funny - the youngest was mad at her and kept calling her "bad boy" - She yelled back - I am not a boy!

Morning ladies!

Congrats Sunny on NOA#1 that's great! Hopefully the rest will be as quick (and VT will stay just as fast by the time I file, lol)

Congrats, Lawnie! You have to be over the moon - See, I told you lots of touching would make it come!

I don't know how you can keep it a secret, lol - I booked my next trip to JA the DAY after I returned from the last - and I spilled the beans to DJ last night, couldn't hold it in any longer! He was whining about not being with me, and not knowing when he would see me - I finally said "do you think you can make it to the 25th of May?" - He just mumbled I guess, then went on with the conversation - took about 5 minutes for it to sink in that I had given an actual date!

Congrats on the interview date, Claire!!

Thanks Sus and I'm still not going to tell him.

Mawnin ladies...thanks for all the CONGRATS...got home last night and no phone service They can't FIX it until next FRIDAY...unacceptable

Born YARDIE yahso tuh...so mi caan really help you...mek it worse a country mi come fram so fi mi patwah tan bad. When I meet other Jamaicans they can't believe I've been her for 29 years...but I can talk straight YANKEEISM and you would never know I was a born Jamaican.

Mawnin Gill,

Ain't that the TRUTH! I was high risk so I had to go to the doctor more often than a normal pregnancy. After the first 3 months I didn't care anymore. I'd hop on the table and SPREAD EAGLE and say "aright doc, let's get it on"...she would bust out laughing. I don't know if any of you every had a vaginal ultrasound (I truly hate those). I had to ask the technical where she was about to put that. Her face just turned bright RED. I delivered at a teaching hospital and it can get crazy sometimes, but there's usually 2 docs around. They didn't let a resident deliver me though, because I was high risk, but with my sis it was a resident and the doctor was guiding his hands for a C-section and he did a great job. I was trying to convince my doctor to give me a tummy tuck while she was doing my incision for my C-section (she just laughed).

...Girl, that is EXACTLY how I feel sometimes! Especially when they were all together last year! KJ was going through the 'MINE' stage...Gavin wasn't trying to hear it...cause it was 'HIS' and Jordan is like an excited puppy...just wants to play ALL the time! The ride to Dunns River Falls was HELL!!!! Ken just sat there with this look on his face

Meanwhile, I'm like... "Stop that!" "Give that to him" "Take that away from him" "No, you can no play with the frisbee in the car!" "Don't teach him those words!" It'll all work out though...of that I have NO DOUBT!!! I might hen hup like Lawny wid no hair pon mi head but as G-d is my witness...it WILL work!

Bless,
Gill

Mawning Lawns,

Gurl, I hear you! Hated those vaginal ultrasounds...plus they made me drink a TON of wata...and press down pon mi bladder...hit came in like some Chinese Torture Test!


Gill

**********T.G.I.F. CHUCKLE**********

Mawning Fam,

Happy Friday to ya'll!!

Tonisha travel safely and know that we are here praying for you!!

Welcome back Mrs. P.- Glad yuh reach safe.

Congrats again to

Lawny, Sunny, JALOVE & Clairey

Have a good weekend Fam...stay safe and know you are all loved and a VERY special part of our VJ Yardie Family!

Bless-ed,

Gill

P.S.- The patois is kinnda thick in this wan...let mi knoa if yuh need translation!
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Jamaican Prayer

The Lord ah mi one boss, and mi nuh fi want nutt'n.

Ah Him ah prevent mi from tell off people everyday.

Ah Him ah gimme peace, when so-so madness a gwan roun' mi.

Ah Him ah remine mi fi pray and fi do everyting widout complain, murmur or kiss teet.

Ah Him ah remine mi dat ah Him, noh mi job, ah mi source, although lickle more pay woulda nice.

Ah Him ah 'top mi from mad a daytime, an' ah guide mi decision dem so mi can
honor Him inna hev'ryting.

Ah Him ah prevent mi from shoot up di whole place, an' tun' all mi supervisor dem inna
some duppy, so mi no haffi go ah prison an' live 'mongst ah bag ah battyman or get heng.

Even though mi get one whole heap a e-mail, fool fool deadline fi work
wid, have some co-worker dem whey a chat mi behine mi back, some big
heediat fi supervisor, an' ah howl body dat kyaan' mek it a morning
time, mi nah give up because Him deh wid mi!

Him presence, Him peace, an' Him power ah go si mi through.

Ah Him ah raise mi up, even when di heediat dem nah promote mi hard
working self, though mi have three set a degree an' diploma.

Ah Him claim mi as fi Him own, even when di company ah threaten fi fiah
mi an' me ah threaten fi light wan fiah an' bun di whole place ah grung.

Fi Him faithfulness an' love betta dan any bonus check, but yu si mi, a
check woulda help out some time.

Fi Him retirement plan betta dan every pension plan outta road, but mek anybady try rob this
place yah an yuh see wha 'appen out yah tiday:
Suhmaddy bettah run to hell!

When unnu done talk; Ah Him mi ah go wuk fah fi wan long time.

So Tank Yuh Lord Amen!

Mawnin Yardies....


Sus, thanks girl. It;s my darn turn to get touched now. Me, Islandwomarn and some others. Mi Luv touches! TOUCH ME Dag-on-it.....

Mawnin SUNNY -- mi soon send the flyer. I can't remember where I saved it. Sunny, yes ask USCIS to feel you UP!

congratulations MICH, you are on your way

but u nuffi agree wid me !! yuh no easy a baxide



Morning Peeps..mi deh yah mi skull di ppl dem work..mi tired man..dis yah preggi ting a no fi me no more sah..

Good Morning my yardie sistahs. Happy Friday to all. I am home today, resting up. On-call tomorrow and schedule to work in Sunday. I hope you all have a wonderful and productive day.

that will happen when we all don'tlog in fo the day

Poor Kimmy.

wah happen to mi ? wah yuh a poor mi up for