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Trelawny20853
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 27 2008, 12:19 PM) *
QUOTE(Islandwoman @ Mar 27 2008, 12:16 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 27 2008, 12:13 PM) *
***UPDATE***

Suh Ken jus call mi...he went BACK inna town (MoBay) this morning fi deal wid the license ting...AGAIN!! So he went on Tuesday, Wednesday & today!

So, I faxed his flight confirmation and he showed it to the ooman dat we paid to tek care of this ting! What does she say!!?

Oh, we not gonna ave enough time fi git it!!! She is gonna give him his $$ back (she better dyam well do so!) You HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!

So, I told Ken in the future when I tell you to do something PLEASE DO IT!! Guys, I asked Ken in Feb of 2007 fi tek care of this, then in May, August (we got into a BIG fight...nothing after that) til February!

I have to let it go now...and I will but... it just so dyam frustrating! He could have been here THIS WEEK!!! But we were waiting on the BLINKING drivers license!

So when he gets here we have to start from scratch! When em rass haffi cyatch bus han train inna deh mikkle of summer/winter...I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A WORD!!!!!! mad.gif mad.gif

Just ridiculous!

Thanks for letting me vent,

Gill


So sorry to hear that Gill! Bet he learned his lesson though - ALWAYS LISTEN TO THE WOMAN!!!!! headbonk.gif

BTW - Anthony is getting the NY DMV driver's manual along with his birthday card next month. yes.gif


That's right Isles!!!! laughing.gif laughing.gif

QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 27 2008, 12:16 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 27 2008, 12:13 PM) *
***UPDATE***

Suh Ken jus call mi...he went BACK inna town (MoBay) this morning fi deal wid the license ting...AGAIN!! So he went on Tuesday, Wednesday & today!

So, I faxed his flight confirmation and he showed it to the ooman dat we paid to tek care of this ting! What does she say!!?

Oh, we not gonna ave enough time fi git it!!! She is gonna give him his $$ back (she better dyam well do so!) You HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!

So, I told Ken in the future when I tell you to do something PLEASE DO IT!! Guys, I asked Ken in Feb of 2007 fi tek care of this, then in May, August (we got into a BIG fight...nothing after that) til February!

I have to let it go now...and I will but... it just so dyam frustrating! He could have been here THIS WEEK!!! But we were waiting on the BLINKING drivers license!

So when he gets here we have to start from scratch! When em rass haffi cyatch bus han train inna deh mikkle of summer/winter...I DON'T WANT TO HEAR A WORD!!!!!! mad.gif mad.gif

Just ridiculous!

Thanks for letting me vent,

Gill


Gill, lawd...try fi calm down. Let me call my dad, I think my dad's brother was able to pick up his (Jamaican) license and I brought it back with me to the states. Mi a wait fi daddy call mi back.

Thanks Lawny...at this point I just think this ooman was giving him the dyam run around...but trust me anyhow she nuh ave em $$ pon Tuesday mi a guh blow deh lid offa har fraud rass!

Bless,
Gill

Gill, I don't know if they change the rules since 2001, but his brother was able to pick up his license then. For some reason they were not able to print it the same day then my dad went back the next day and it was not ready. For a week it was not ready. So, the woman told him to have someone pick it up.

Tell Ken to look into it. See, if his brother can pick it up and I'll get it from him when I go down next month. My dad got his license from St. Ann Bay though. I don't know if that makes a difference.


Sonshyne
Mi jus jump right in and start fe chat and nuh say Good Mawning

GOOD MAWNING FAM!!
sunnyja21
question! Maybe be stupid, but ray got a speeding ticket. ugh! He has a ja license. Does this come up on the police record?
Trelawny20853
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Cold showers never bothered me. It was lack of water sometimes that just about killed me.
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Well, girl try taking a bath in RIVER water at 5:30 am in the morning. If you're not AWAKE...you damn sure will be by the time you step into the river.
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The day we last left Jamaica, I was bathing in the ocean at 3:30 a.m. It was a little rough!
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ummmmmmmmmmmmm 3:30 in the MORNING! JG -- devil.gif (let me leave that alone) I'm too NOSEY!
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6 a.m. flight. Get your mind out of the gutter, Tre!
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Toooooooo LATE rofl.gif
Jomo's girl
QUOTE(Sonshyne @ Mar 26 2008, 08:24 PM) *
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 26 2008, 03:20 PM) *
QUOTE(kimmykashi @ Mar 26 2008, 03:16 PM) *
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 26 2008, 05:44 PM) *
QUOTE(kimmykashi @ Mar 26 2008, 02:25 PM) *
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 26 2008, 05:16 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 12:46 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:41 PM) *
come in like dolly hair!


Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh! rofl.gif


Mi shame fi admit it but now mi a wonda about dat...cause mi nah hav no coolie no0pb.gif Mi neva realize it could stay different than the "normal" unsure.gif



rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif mi a ded...wowieieeee..mi no know wah fi do..drop pondi floor or jump up and dung...YAADS u is a total mess..mi convince...now tell mi what is the normal whistling.gif ..mi always tink no matter how the hair pon top a yuh head "pretty" the hair down there have some KNOTS inna it ? whistling.gif rofl.gif


Well yuh si a dat mi tink tuh but Gilly sey she a run har hands tru it inna deh night til she drop a sleep?!? Muss be deh coolie hair unsure.gif Yuh woulda tink if she a run har hands tru it, it nah have knots yuh si mi? Dat mek mi confused.


whistling.gif ..well wi affi wait fi Gilli pon dah one yah..cause jah know mi know if Ken ave coolie dung deh fi tru smile.gif...well mi no waan get too graphic but mi know wah wi mek fi glide tru whistling.gif mek anyting feel like coolie rofl.gif

rofl.gif I think we will have to take this convo to another board whistling.gif innocent.gif
Truss mi...mi have whole heaps tuh learn...mi outta deh loop when it come on tuh dem tings. blush.gif


If you guys are intereted in another board room where we can chat freely, let me know. I can set one up.


No offense to you are anyone who may read this, but I vote no on this. I prefer to be somewhere that is a little controlled cause things can get out of hand. I want to participate in chat; but never want to get beat up on. Also, I prefer the openness of this board. I prefer to keep my chat in the open.

So, thanks for the offer; but not for me.
Trelawny20853
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 12:42 PM) *
question! Maybe be stupid, but ray got a speeding ticket. ugh! He has a ja license. Does this come up on the police record?


No DUMB questions here. Marcel had several tickets. His PR was clear.
Jomo's girl
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 11:42 AM) *
question! Maybe be stupid, but ray got a speeding ticket. ugh! He has a ja license. Does this come up on the police record?



Even if it did, it is not an offense they worry about.
Sonshyne
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 27 2008, 09:43 AM) *
QUOTE(Sonshyne @ Mar 26 2008, 08:24 PM) *
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 26 2008, 03:20 PM) *
QUOTE(kimmykashi @ Mar 26 2008, 03:16 PM) *
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 26 2008, 05:44 PM) *
QUOTE(kimmykashi @ Mar 26 2008, 02:25 PM) *
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 26 2008, 05:16 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 12:46 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:41 PM) *
come in like dolly hair!


Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh! rofl.gif


Mi shame fi admit it but now mi a wonda about dat...cause mi nah hav no coolie no0pb.gif Mi neva realize it could stay different than the "normal" unsure.gif



rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif mi a ded...wowieieeee..mi no know wah fi do..drop pondi floor or jump up and dung...YAADS u is a total mess..mi convince...now tell mi what is the normal whistling.gif ..mi always tink no matter how the hair pon top a yuh head "pretty" the hair down there have some KNOTS inna it ? whistling.gif rofl.gif


Well yuh si a dat mi tink tuh but Gilly sey she a run har hands tru it inna deh night til she drop a sleep?!? Muss be deh coolie hair unsure.gif Yuh woulda tink if she a run har hands tru it, it nah have knots yuh si mi? Dat mek mi confused.


whistling.gif ..well wi affi wait fi Gilli pon dah one yah..cause jah know mi know if Ken ave coolie dung deh fi tru smile.gif...well mi no waan get too graphic but mi know wah wi mek fi glide tru whistling.gif mek anyting feel like coolie rofl.gif

rofl.gif I think we will have to take this convo to another board whistling.gif innocent.gif
Truss mi...mi have whole heaps tuh learn...mi outta deh loop when it come on tuh dem tings. blush.gif


If you guys are intereted in another board room where we can chat freely, let me know. I can set one up.


No offense to you are anyone who may read this, but I vote no on this. I prefer to be somewhere that is a little controlled cause things can get out of hand. I want to participate in chat; but never want to get beat up on. Also, I prefer the openness of this board. I prefer to keep my chat in the open.

So, thanks for the offer; but not for me.


No offense taken good.gif
Jomo's girl
Good morning right back at you, Sonshyne.
Forever Young
QUOTE(Sonshyne @ Mar 27 2008, 12:41 PM) *
Mi jus jump right in and start fe chat and nuh say Good Mawning

GOOD MAWNING FAM!!

Mawning Son,

Question...Hubby git em iphone bill yet? laughing.gif

Jus fass mi fass ear?

Gill
Trelawny20853
QUOTE(Sonshyne @ Mar 27 2008, 12:44 PM) *
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 27 2008, 09:43 AM) *
QUOTE(Sonshyne @ Mar 26 2008, 08:24 PM) *
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 26 2008, 03:20 PM) *
QUOTE(kimmykashi @ Mar 26 2008, 03:16 PM) *
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 26 2008, 05:44 PM) *
QUOTE(kimmykashi @ Mar 26 2008, 02:25 PM) *
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 26 2008, 05:16 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 12:46 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:41 PM) *
come in like dolly hair!


Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh! rofl.gif


Mi shame fi admit it but now mi a wonda about dat...cause mi nah hav no coolie no0pb.gif Mi neva realize it could stay different than the "normal" unsure.gif



rofl.gif rofl.gif rofl.gif mi a ded...wowieieeee..mi no know wah fi do..drop pondi floor or jump up and dung...YAADS u is a total mess..mi convince...now tell mi what is the normal whistling.gif ..mi always tink no matter how the hair pon top a yuh head "pretty" the hair down there have some KNOTS inna it ? whistling.gif rofl.gif


Well yuh si a dat mi tink tuh but Gilly sey she a run har hands tru it inna deh night til she drop a sleep?!? Muss be deh coolie hair unsure.gif Yuh woulda tink if she a run har hands tru it, it nah have knots yuh si mi? Dat mek mi confused.


whistling.gif ..well wi affi wait fi Gilli pon dah one yah..cause jah know mi know if Ken ave coolie dung deh fi tru smile.gif...well mi no waan get too graphic but mi know wah wi mek fi glide tru whistling.gif mek anyting feel like coolie rofl.gif

rofl.gif I think we will have to take this convo to another board whistling.gif innocent.gif
Truss mi...mi have whole heaps tuh learn...mi outta deh loop when it come on tuh dem tings. blush.gif


If you guys are intereted in another board room where we can chat freely, let me know. I can set one up.


No offense to you are anyone who may read this, but I vote no on this. I prefer to be somewhere that is a little controlled cause things can get out of hand. I want to participate in chat; but never want to get beat up on. Also, I prefer the openness of this board. I prefer to keep my chat in the open.

So, thanks for the offer; but not for me.


No offense taken good.gif


Mawnin Shyne...a wah mi miss?
Sonshyne
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 27 2008, 07:54 AM) *
QUOTE(brownnskinn @ Mar 27 2008, 01:44 AM) *
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 26 2008, 04:11 PM) *
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 26 2008, 12:44 PM) *
Andre actually reads what I write most of the time. He'll say (insert random Patois cussword here) you did not just tell them that!


laughing.gif A reads here as well...I am usually showing off my patois skills to him. Come read this...look at this...



Yardi. How long did it take for you to learn patois, writing as well as speaking? Were you ever made fun of when trying to learn?


Speaking I am still learning...I can say a lot of it in my head but because I don't really have the accent very good it sounds funny when I say things sometimes- so usually it is a mix of patois/english. A and my friends down in JA always said that I do pretty good but I do really good when I am pissed off and just let if flow laughing.gif

Unfortunately there are some bad minded people out there that did make fun of me but I just try and ignore them. At least I am putting myself out of my comfort zone to learn something new. Usually I just get mad respect from people because very few "yankees" try and take the time to learn and continue to try even when I do get made fun of. When I kept going back to JA and living a lot of the community thought it was great that I was adapting to their way of life and becoming Jamaicanized when a lot of the foreigners they see come down and try and americanize them.


I can read it and for the most part understand it because thats all Neil will speak to me. Now as for me speaking it... I can but it is a mixture of patwa/english whistling.gif but I am determined to speak it in full suh mi ago keep wuking on ie yes.gif He gets a kick outta making me chat hup 'im friends and family what likkle mi knoa.
Trelawny20853
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 27 2008, 12:50 PM) *
QUOTE(Sonshyne @ Mar 27 2008, 12:41 PM) *
Mi jus jump right in and start fe chat and nuh say Good Mawning

GOOD MAWNING FAM!!

Mawning Son,

Question...Hubby git em iphone bill yet? laughing.gif

Jus fass mi fass ear?

Gill


Gill no feel bad...SHYNE mi did a wondah tuh and did you get your handbag?
sunnyja21
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 27 2008, 12:44 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 11:42 AM) *
question! Maybe be stupid, but ray got a speeding ticket. ugh! He has a ja license. Does this come up on the police record?



Even if it did, it is not an offense they worry about.



Thanks JG and Lawny... He told me not to worry, but of course I worried anyway.
Jomo's girl
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 11:52 AM) *
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 27 2008, 12:44 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 11:42 AM) *
question! Maybe be stupid, but ray got a speeding ticket. ugh! He has a ja license. Does this come up on the police record?



Even if it did, it is not an offense they worry about.



Thanks JG and Lawny... He told me not to worry, but of course I worried anyway.



That being said, tell him to slow the hell down. If he ends up hitting and killing someone, THAT they will worry about.
Sonshyne
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 27 2008, 09:50 AM) *
QUOTE(Sonshyne @ Mar 27 2008, 12:41 PM) *
Mi jus jump right in and start fe chat and nuh say Good Mawning

GOOD MAWNING FAM!!

Mawning Son,

Question...Hubby git em iphone bill yet? laughing.gif

Jus fass mi fass ear?

Gill


Lawd why yuh ah mek mi blood pressa ago up dis mawning chat bout iphone wacko.gif No not yet but mi await fe ie tuh come whistling.gif "im walk round yerso chat bout smile suh im cyaan tek mi picka dem whistling.gif
Islandwoman
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 12:52 PM) *
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 27 2008, 12:44 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 11:42 AM) *
question! Maybe be stupid, but ray got a speeding ticket. ugh! He has a ja license. Does this come up on the police record?



Even if it did, it is not an offense they worry about.



Thanks JG and Lawny... He told me not to worry, but of course I worried anyway.


I think at this stage we worry about every little thing that could possibly be an obstacle. whistling.gif

How ya doing today Sunny?
Sonshyne
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 27 2008, 09:52 AM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 27 2008, 12:50 PM) *
QUOTE(Sonshyne @ Mar 27 2008, 12:41 PM) *
Mi jus jump right in and start fe chat and nuh say Good Mawning

GOOD MAWNING FAM!!

Mawning Son,

Question...Hubby git em iphone bill yet? laughing.gif

Jus fass mi fass ear?

Gill


Gill no feel bad...SHYNE mi did a wondah tuh and did you get your handbag?


Did mi git handbag??? Mi git two of dem waan wallet and sunglass case to match yes.gif When mi come tuh yaad he had nerve tuh vex up 'im face rofl.gif
Yardiewife
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 27 2008, 09:43 AM) *
No offense to you are anyone who may read this, but I vote no on this. I prefer to be somewhere that is a little controlled cause things can get out of hand. I want to participate in chat; but never want to get beat up on. Also, I prefer the openness of this board. I prefer to keep my chat in the open.

So, thanks for the offer; but not for me.


Those are very good points JG good.gif Sometimes I would like somewhere that was more private and not the whole place could read though ya know? There are some topics I would love to chat about but wouldn't because too many people have access to this board.
sus
QUOTE(Sonshyne @ Mar 27 2008, 12:52 PM) *
I can read it and for the most part understand it because thats all Neil will speak to me. Now as for me speaking it... I can but it is a mixture of patwa/english whistling.gif but I am determined to speak it in full suh mi ago keep wuking on ie yes.gif He gets a kick outta making me chat hup 'im friends and family what likkle mi knoa.


I am the same way that I can read it and understand it - can't really speak it yet. Funny story, years ago I was sitting with two Jamaicans - one an old friend, and one I just met. The new one was chattin patois about me and my friend non-stop - Rude as all get out - I just sat there without saying anything. Then he asked my friend to ask me for a cigarette (still in Patois) - I picked up the pack and handed him one - The look on his face was priceless - My friend just started laughing and told him that I understood EVERYTHING he had been saying - I have never seen a man go so red before!
sunnyja21
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 27 2008, 12:54 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 11:52 AM) *
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 27 2008, 12:44 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 11:42 AM) *
question! Maybe be stupid, but ray got a speeding ticket. ugh! He has a ja license. Does this come up on the police record?



Even if it did, it is not an offense they worry about.



Thanks JG and Lawny... He told me not to worry, but of course I worried anyway.



That being said, tell him to slow the hell down. If he ends up hitting and killing someone, THAT they will worry about.


I told his tail that very thing JG. He said I knew you would vex.
Marie87
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 10:49 AM) *
QUOTE(sus @ Mar 26 2008, 10:35 AM) *
Freddie MacGregor, Beres, and Marcia Griffiths will be at Waves on the beach in Negril 4/5

NOICE...love dem ALL!!!!! Freddie's son Stephan is doing very well for himself musically also these days!

Gill


Bwoy mi love Stephen so till! Mi always tell Lance seh mi a lef him fi Stephen lol. Di whole a Freddie kids dem inna di industry now and dem a tek ova
Sonshyne
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 27 2008, 09:59 AM) *
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 27 2008, 09:43 AM) *
No offense to you are anyone who may read this, but I vote no on this. I prefer to be somewhere that is a little controlled cause things can get out of hand. I want to participate in chat; but never want to get beat up on. Also, I prefer the openness of this board. I prefer to keep my chat in the open.

So, thanks for the offer; but not for me.


Those are very good points JG good.gif


This was just a sugesstion to you all because some have made mention of moving SOME of the conversations to another board that more than likely wouldn't be allowed here. I wasn't trying to take the entire community or the conversations from the Yardie thread. YThe only purpose was to have any conversation that may have been cencored out over there.
sus
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 27 2008, 12:59 PM) *
Those are very good points JG good.gif Sometimes I would like somewhere that was more private and not the whole place could read though ya know? There are some topics I would love to chat about but wouldn't because too many people have access to this board.


I actually own a message board that runs on the same forum type as this (IPB board) - it's a random social discussion board, but it has its ups and downs with being quiet - no fights, mellow members -

If you want, I can set up a new Yardie section that only the Yardies would have access to - Just PM me and let me know -
Yardiewife
QUOTE(Sonshyne @ Mar 27 2008, 10:06 AM) *
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 27 2008, 09:59 AM) *
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 27 2008, 09:43 AM) *
No offense to you are anyone who may read this, but I vote no on this. I prefer to be somewhere that is a little controlled cause things can get out of hand. I want to participate in chat; but never want to get beat up on. Also, I prefer the openness of this board. I prefer to keep my chat in the open.

So, thanks for the offer; but not for me.


Those are very good points JG good.gif


This was just a sugesstion to you all because some have made mention of moving SOME of the conversations to another board that more than likely wouldn't be allowed here. I wasn't trying to take the entire community or the conversations from the Yardie thread. YThe only purpose was to have any conversation that may have been cencored out over there.


Right...I edited my post Sonny. That is what I thought as well.
Marie87
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:04 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 26 2008, 02:59 PM) *
QUOTE(nannygirl82 @ Mar 26 2008, 02:51 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 12:50 PM) *
QUOTE(kimmykashi @ Mar 26 2008, 01:40 PM) *
A GUESS MI 6TH IT... rofl.gif


Kimmy u mad...always a mek mi laugh. I'm sorry, but of all the places in my house that has to be clean it's my bathroom and let me tell ya'll, when I was dating back in the day, if I go to the guys house and his bathroom is nasty guess WHAT...im naw touch dis yah glory. Oh, hell no. And my grandmother would always tell me to check out his bedsheets to see how clean they are. I can't stand a NASTY unkempt man. Like some men think it's okay to use their woman's toothbrush...I will kick your A$$ and don't use my TOWEL.

Since we on the subject, kitchens. Some men (not all) like to cook, but refuse to clean the kitchen. When I cook and clean the kitchen at the same time. And if you're going to clean the kitchen sweep the damn floor or wipe it if it needs to be wiped. The floor is party of the kitchen and it needs to be clean too.

Next thing...you have got to separate your laundry. Don't put the entire basket of clothing into the machine OMG plus towels and bedsheets the machine will be unbalanced when it spin and the clothes won't was good. I mean u use to wash it by hand so wah you a complain fah now. mad.gif

and THIS DOES IT FOR ME

Don't use my DAMN deodorant or PERFUME a tell me seh you wah SMELL SWEET TUH!

rofl.gif rofl.gif that is SO funny....mike did that sometimes....the first time he did that i looked at him like he has lost his freaking mind....


Ray did that too. I guess they all are alike in some ways. When he sprayed on my Victoria Secret body spray, I looked at him and said "Are you a batty bwoy" Don't spray that on you.... That's for women.


Girl, they don't care. all I hear is....BUT IT SMELL SWEET! On my last trip, his friends used my escada perfume and I almost fainted in the car. I wanted to ring Marcel's neck. They sprayed it everywhere. mad.gif


LOL!! laughing.gif Lance loves my bath and body works lotions. Everytime I go down he takes one from me
Trelawny20853
QUOTE(sus @ Mar 27 2008, 01:04 PM) *
QUOTE(Sonshyne @ Mar 27 2008, 12:52 PM) *
I can read it and for the most part understand it because thats all Neil will speak to me. Now as for me speaking it... I can but it is a mixture of patwa/english whistling.gif but I am determined to speak it in full suh mi ago keep wuking on ie yes.gif He gets a kick outta making me chat hup 'im friends and family what likkle mi knoa.


I am the same way that I can read it and understand it - can't really speak it yet. Funny story, years ago I was sitting with two Jamaicans - one an old friend, and one I just met. The new one was chattin patois about me and my friend non-stop - Rude as all get out - I just sat there without saying anything. Then he asked my friend to ask me for a cigarette (still in Patois) - I picked up the pack and handed him one - The look on his face was priceless - My friend just started laughing and told him that I understood EVERYTHING he had been saying - I have never seen a man go so red before!


Sus,

That happens to me all the time, but they are being RUDE! And when they done...I just lace them with the RAW PATWAH. The look on their face is more than satisfaction for me.
Yardiewife
A loves all my Bath and Body works stuff as well. I never understood how he could love the stuff so much but would get vex and kiss his teeth and complain whenever I wanted to stop at the store when we were out shopping laughing.gif Sacrifices...I tell ya laughing.gif
Sonshyne
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 27 2008, 10:10 AM) *
A loves all my Bath and Body works stuff as well. I never understood how he could love the stuff so much but would get vex and kiss his teeth and complain whenever I wanted to stop at the store when we were out shopping laughing.gif Sacrifices...I tell ya laughing.gif


exactly whistling.gif
Trelawny20853
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 01:05 PM) *
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 27 2008, 12:54 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 11:52 AM) *
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 27 2008, 12:44 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 11:42 AM) *
question! Maybe be stupid, but ray got a speeding ticket. ugh! He has a ja license. Does this come up on the police record?



Even if it did, it is not an offense they worry about.



Thanks JG and Lawny... He told me not to worry, but of course I worried anyway.



That being said, tell him to slow the hell down. If he ends up hitting and killing someone, THAT they will worry about.


I told his tail that very thing JG. He said I knew you would vex.


Sunny --

That's how most Jamaican males stay. I warned Marcel before I even got in the car with him. It's funny when we went to pick up his friends to go to Pier One, they were like --- STAR...u ago mek di ooman drive u vehicle (they didn't know I was Jamaican). So, I let them talk about me the whole time until we reach the club parking lot and then I cussed their A$$es out. I was driving slow as hell and people were passing me, but I didn't care. All Marcel did was kept on laughing. And all I was hearing was bbclaat by di time we reach the club ago lack dung. Marcel still laughing is A$$ off.

I don't play when it comes to driving in Jamaica. I have seen HORRIBLE accidents and I'll be DAMNED if you're going to drive like a BAT out of hell with precious cargo (ME) in the car. On my second trip, his friends don't complain anymore and they know not to say nothing this time... because...see di taxi dem deh!
sunnyja21
QUOTE(Islandwoman @ Mar 27 2008, 12:56 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 12:52 PM) *
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 27 2008, 12:44 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 11:42 AM) *
question! Maybe be stupid, but ray got a speeding ticket. ugh! He has a ja license. Does this come up on the police record?



Even if it did, it is not an offense they worry about.



Thanks JG and Lawny... He told me not to worry, but of course I worried anyway.


I think at this stage we worry about every little thing that could possibly be an obstacle. whistling.gif

How ya doing today Sunny?



I'm good. In a boring class and ready to go home. Your right about the worry thing, but if he's decides to mess up now, that's his azz. LOL
nannygirl82
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QUOTE(nannygirl82 @ Mar 27 2008, 12:03 PM) *
Lawney....ok there are a whole bunch of them around 4th street one is called D & H West Indian...so good the festival is to die for....just thinking of it is making me hungry....
the one outside the city is called D & H Jamaican Cuisine it is in Newark...you have to turn onto Route 4 and go past all these industry buildings and past Christiana Hospital and it will be on the right side past a sub shop...
the groccery store there in one on route 2 call Gigante and they sell a lot of west indies things and fresh fish...
the other store...i never went into it but went past it is on Concord Ave called A and J Caribbean Market here is the website http://www.geocities.com/ajcaribbeanmarket/
the festival happens in august and is called Bob Marley People's Fest in Wilmington, DE


Thanks Nanny. Her husband is no use...poor thing. I'll cut and past this info for her. I told her if she can't find anything she want, she can always hop on 95N and go to New York or Jersey.

also philly is right up the road too...there is a great place on South Street that she could go to as well
sus
Nanny, have you ever gone to Seacrets in Ocean City, MD? I have friends that play in a reggae band and they play there all the time - I LOVE going down (usually beginning of the season / end of the season when it's not crowded). It's my mini escape to being in the Islands without hopping a plane - I love the beach bar -
sus
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 27 2008, 01:08 PM) *
Sus,

That happens to me all the time, but they are being RUDE! And when they done...I just lace them with the RAW PATWAH. The look on their face is more than satisfaction for me.


I know they are being rude - but it's funnier to me to let them know after they put their foot in their mouth that I understood every word!
Yardiewife
QUOTE(sus @ Mar 27 2008, 10:22 AM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 27 2008, 01:08 PM) *
Sus,

That happens to me all the time, but they are being RUDE! And when they done...I just lace them with the RAW PATWAH. The look on their face is more than satisfaction for me.


I know they are being rude - but it's funnier to me to let them know after they put their foot in their mouth that I understood every word!


laughing.gif That is a GREAT feeling!
Islandwoman
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 01:16 PM) *
QUOTE(Islandwoman @ Mar 27 2008, 12:56 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 12:52 PM) *
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 27 2008, 12:44 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 11:42 AM) *
question! Maybe be stupid, but ray got a speeding ticket. ugh! He has a ja license. Does this come up on the police record?



Even if it did, it is not an offense they worry about.



Thanks JG and Lawny... He told me not to worry, but of course I worried anyway.


I think at this stage we worry about every little thing that could possibly be an obstacle. whistling.gif

How ya doing today Sunny?



I'm good. In a boring class and ready to go home. Your right about the worry thing, but if he's decides to mess up now, that's his azz. LOL


True.......but its your heart going down with his a$$. mad.gif
Yardiewife
No new posts in the last 5 mins...y'all are slacking laughing.gif
Forever Young
QUOTE(sus @ Mar 27 2008, 01:04 PM) *
QUOTE(Sonshyne @ Mar 27 2008, 12:52 PM) *
I can read it and for the most part understand it because thats all Neil will speak to me. Now as for me speaking it... I can but it is a mixture of patwa/english whistling.gif but I am determined to speak it in full suh mi ago keep wuking on ie yes.gif He gets a kick outta making me chat hup 'im friends and family what likkle mi knoa.


I am the same way that I can read it and understand it - can't really speak it yet. Funny story, years ago I was sitting with two Jamaicans - one an old friend, and one I just met. The new one was chattin patois about me and my friend non-stop - Rude as all get out - I just sat there without saying anything. Then he asked my friend to ask me for a cigarette (still in Patois) - I picked up the pack and handed him one - The look on his face was priceless - My friend just started laughing and told him that I understood EVERYTHING he had been saying - I have never seen a man go so red before!

Susie,

I LOVE HEARING THOSE STORIES!!!!!!! laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif Good for you Gurl!!

That happened to me last time when I went down for the interview...b/c of all the construction in Mobay now...there are alot of Dominicans working in that area of JA right now. So we went to the gas station in Ken's town. I was walking by and these two Dominican men were talking about me. One of them was trying to 'chat' tuh me. So, I have a functional use of Spanish...5 years in HS and 4 in college. So I start talking to them about where they work and what they were doing, asking them if they knew of any Dominican hair dressers around. Making jokes and laughing... Nothing crazy...it was all good (plus I love practicing my Spanish). Well wan of deh man's ooman (wan skettle) came out of deh Gas station and started going OFF!!! Bout ow mi need fi find mi own Man han ray tay tay! Mi just laugh and tell deh men inna Spanish fi mek sure dem a use dem condom. They laughed right back and har 'man' said har pumpum STINK!

Deh skettle den turn tuh har friend han said "Dyam face-ty han bright Yankee gyal bout ow she ah guh try tek mi man and ah suh Browning ooman stay. Ow mi tink mi betth den har cause mi cyan chat Spanish...Ow she should fling some acid pon mi ...ray tay tay!"

Mi jus tell har "Look here yuh nasty pissa skettle, nuh boddah start nuh ruckus wid mi afta yuh likkle fenky fenky man! Truss mi is strictly pu$$y em a look frum yuh han when em wuk done...yuh DONE!" Yuh mussi nuh knoa who my man is...Look inna deh store yuh si dat 6'3'' tall dark good-looking YARDMAN...DAT a fi mi man! Suh yuh han yuh dibby dibby friend dem cyaan stay right yehso han sell hout yuh corroded-saltfish smelling croches tuh deh highest bidder!" Han if I were yuh ...deh acid ...hmmmmm ...nuh need fuh mix hup a good batch han putti pon yuh skin cause yuh bleaching spots starting fuh show!
Mi seh deh Gyal try fi jump mi....har same 'man' that she was bout tuh fight mi ova...give har wan bax!
By then Ken walked out, han hasked mi if mi arright? Mi jus look pon deh gyal shake mi head and walk way.

Ken just asked me last week what happened cause the same guys keep asking for me.

Gill

Trelawny20853
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 27 2008, 01:36 PM) *
QUOTE(sus @ Mar 27 2008, 01:04 PM) *
QUOTE(Sonshyne @ Mar 27 2008, 12:52 PM) *
I can read it and for the most part understand it because thats all Neil will speak to me. Now as for me speaking it... I can but it is a mixture of patwa/english whistling.gif but I am determined to speak it in full suh mi ago keep wuking on ie yes.gif He gets a kick outta making me chat hup 'im friends and family what likkle mi knoa.


I am the same way that I can read it and understand it - can't really speak it yet. Funny story, years ago I was sitting with two Jamaicans - one an old friend, and one I just met. The new one was chattin patois about me and my friend non-stop - Rude as all get out - I just sat there without saying anything. Then he asked my friend to ask me for a cigarette (still in Patois) - I picked up the pack and handed him one - The look on his face was priceless - My friend just started laughing and told him that I understood EVERYTHING he had been saying - I have never seen a man go so red before!

Susie,

I LOVE HEARING THOSE STORIES!!!!!!! laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif Good for you Gurl!!

That happened to me last time when I went down for the interview...b/c of all the construction in Mobay now...there are alot of Dominicans working in that area of JA right now. So we went to the gas station in Ken's town. I was walking by and these two Dominican men were talking about me. One of them was trying to 'chat' tuh me. So, I have a functional use of Spanish...5 years in HS and 4 in college. So I start talking to them about where they work and what they were doing, asking them if they knew of any Dominican hair dressers around. Making jokes and laughing... Nothing crazy...it was all good (plus I love practicing my Spanish). Well wan of deh man's ooman (wan skettle) came out of deh Gas station and started going OFF!!! Bout ow mi need fi find mi own Man han ray tay tay! Mi just laugh and tell deh men inna Spanish fi mek sure dem a use dem condom. They laughed right back and har 'man' said har pumpum STINK!

Deh skettle den turn tuh har friend han said "Dyam face-ty han bright Yankee gyal bout ow she ah guh try tek mi man and ah suh Browning ooman stay. Ow mi tink mi betth den har cause mi cyan chat Spanish...Ow she should fling some acid pon mi ...ray tay tay!"

Mi jus tell har "Look here yuh nasty pissa skettle, nuh boddah start nuh ruckus wid mi afta yuh likkle fenky fenky man! Truss mi is strictly pu$$y em a look frum yuh han when em wuk done...yuh DONE!" Yuh mussi nuh knoa who my man is...Look inna deh store yuh si dat 6'3'' tall dark good-looking YARDMAN...DAT a fi mi man! Suh yuh han yuh dibby dibby friend dem cyaan stay right yehso han sell hout yuh corroded-saltfish smelling croches tuh deh highest bidder!" Han if I were yuh ...deh acid ...hmmmmm ...nuh need fuh mix hup a good batch han putti pon yuh skin cause yuh bleaching spots starting fuh show!
Mi seh deh Gyal try fi jump mi....har same 'man' that she was bout tuh fight mi ova...give har wan bax!
By then Ken walked out, han hasked mi if mi arright? Mi jus look pon deh gyal shake mi head and walk way.

Ken just asked me last week what happened cause the same guys keep asking for me.

Gill

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Forever Young
QUOTE(Sonshyne @ Mar 27 2008, 12:58 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 27 2008, 09:52 AM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 27 2008, 12:50 PM) *
QUOTE(Sonshyne @ Mar 27 2008, 12:41 PM) *
Mi jus jump right in and start fe chat and nuh say Good Mawning

GOOD MAWNING FAM!!

Mawning Son,

Question...Hubby git em iphone bill yet? laughing.gif

Jus fass mi fass ear?

Gill


Gill no feel bad...SHYNE mi did a wondah tuh and did you get your handbag?


Did mi git handbag??? Mi git two of dem waan wallet and sunglass case to match yes.gif When mi come tuh yaad he had nerve tuh vex up 'im face rofl.gif


DATS ROOOIGHT!!!!! good.gif good.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif
sunnyja21
QUOTE(Islandwoman @ Mar 27 2008, 01:29 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 01:16 PM) *
QUOTE(Islandwoman @ Mar 27 2008, 12:56 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 12:52 PM) *
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 27 2008, 12:44 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 27 2008, 11:42 AM) *
question! Maybe be stupid, but ray got a speeding ticket. ugh! He has a ja license. Does this come up on the police record?



Even if it did, it is not an offense they worry about.



Thanks JG and Lawny... He told me not to worry, but of course I worried anyway.


I think at this stage we worry about every little thing that could possibly be an obstacle. whistling.gif

How ya doing today Sunny?


Good point girlie.... LOL


I'm good. In a boring class and ready to go home. Your right about the worry thing, but if he's decides to mess up now, that's his azz. LOL


True.......but its your heart going down with his a$$. mad.gif

Jomo's girl
QUOTE(sus @ Mar 27 2008, 12:22 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 27 2008, 01:08 PM) *
Sus,

That happens to me all the time, but they are being RUDE! And when they done...I just lace them with the RAW PATWAH. The look on their face is more than satisfaction for me.


I know they are being rude - but it's funnier to me to let them know after they put their foot in their mouth that I understood every word!



I used to love that. Andre's friends would be talking and one would look at me and say to Andre "does she understand". He'd say uh huh and you can practically see the guy blush and move on to another subject.
Jomo's girl
Jay.....I see you on here.

How are things? How is Donna adjusting?
Forever Young
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 27 2008, 11:59 AM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 27 2008, 08:45 AM) *
UNU COME CLOSEEEEEE...

GUESS WHO BAX MI TODAY...just tek a good GUESS. Mi naw tell unu yet...unu afi guess


GUESS WHO BAX MI


We need some clues cause mi nah have a clue unsure.gif

Back tuh this Lawny...who bax yuh???

Bless,
Gill
Yardiewife
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 27 2008, 10:54 AM) *
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 27 2008, 11:59 AM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 27 2008, 08:45 AM) *
UNU COME CLOSEEEEEE...

GUESS WHO BAX MI TODAY...just tek a good GUESS. Mi naw tell unu yet...unu afi guess


GUESS WHO BAX MI


We need some clues cause mi nah have a clue unsure.gif

Back tuh this Lawny...who bax yuh???

Bless,
Gill


She say de USCIS bax har. Mi nah knoa wha dat mean unsure.gif
dancehallquana
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 27 2008, 12:45 PM) *
QUOTE(sus @ Mar 27 2008, 12:22 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 27 2008, 01:08 PM) *
Sus,

That happens to me all the time, but they are being RUDE! And when they done...I just lace them with the RAW PATWAH. The look on their face is more than satisfaction for me.


I know they are being rude - but it's funnier to me to let them know after they put their foot in their mouth that I understood every word!



I used to love that. Andre's friends would be talking and one would look at me and say to Andre "does she understand". He'd say uh huh and you can practically see the guy blush and move on to another subject.

BIG UPS ta all ya gyals putting di facety people dem in dey place. Even if I KNEW someone couldn't understand my language, I wouldn't feel comfortable making comments about them so freely in their face! That's just RUDE!!
Sonshyne
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 27 2008, 10:55 AM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 27 2008, 10:54 AM) *
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 27 2008, 11:59 AM) *