Gill, I don't know if they change the rules since 2001, but his brother was able to pick up his license then. For some reason they were not able to print it the same day then my dad went back the next day and it was not ready. For a week it was not ready. So, the woman told him to have someone pick it up.

Tell Ken to look into it. See, if his brother can pick it up and I'll get it from him when I go down next month. My dad got his license from St. Ann Bay though. I don't know if that makes a difference.

Mi jus jump right in and start fe chat and nuh say Good Mawning

GOOD MAWNING FAM!!

question! Maybe be stupid, but ray got a speeding ticket. ugh! He has a ja license. Does this come up on the police record?

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Cold showers never bothered me. It was lack of water sometimes that just about killed me.
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Well, girl try taking a bath in RIVER water at 5:30 am in the morning. If you're not AWAKE...you damn sure will be by the time you step into the river.
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The day we last left Jamaica, I was bathing in the ocean at 3:30 a.m. It was a little rough!
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ummmmmmmmmmmmm 3:30 in the MORNING! JG -- (let me leave that alone) I'm too NOSEY!
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6 a.m. flight. Get your mind out of the gutter, Tre!
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Toooooooo LATE

No offense to you are anyone who may read this, but I vote no on this. I prefer to be somewhere that is a little controlled cause things can get out of hand. I want to participate in chat; but never want to get beat up on. Also, I prefer the openness of this board. I prefer to keep my chat in the open.

So, thanks for the offer; but not for me.

No DUMB questions here. Marcel had several tickets. His PR was clear.

Even if it did, it is not an offense they worry about.

No offense taken

Good morning right back at you, Sonshyne.

Mawning Son,

Question...Hubby git em iphone bill yet?

Jus fass mi fass ear?

Gill

Mawnin Shyne...a wah mi miss?

I can read it and for the most part understand it because thats all Neil will speak to me. Now as for me speaking it... I can but it is a mixture of patwa/english but I am determined to speak it in full suh mi ago keep wuking on ie He gets a kick outta making me chat hup 'im friends and family what likkle mi knoa.

Gill no feel bad...SHYNE mi did a wondah tuh and did you get your handbag?

Thanks JG and Lawny... He told me not to worry, but of course I worried anyway.

That being said, tell him to slow the hell down. If he ends up hitting and killing someone, THAT they will worry about.

Lawd why yuh ah mek mi blood pressa ago up dis mawning chat bout iphone No not yet but mi await fe ie tuh come "im walk round yerso chat bout smile suh im cyaan tek mi picka dem

I think at this stage we worry about every little thing that could possibly be an obstacle.

How ya doing today Sunny?

Did mi git handbag??? Mi git two of dem waan wallet and sunglass case to match When mi come tuh yaad he had nerve tuh vex up 'im face

Those are very good points JG Sometimes I would like somewhere that was more private and not the whole place could read though ya know? There are some topics I would love to chat about but wouldn't because too many people have access to this board.

I am the same way that I can read it and understand it - can't really speak it yet. Funny story, years ago I was sitting with two Jamaicans - one an old friend, and one I just met. The new one was chattin patois about me and my friend non-stop - Rude as all get out - I just sat there without saying anything. Then he asked my friend to ask me for a cigarette (still in Patois) - I picked up the pack and handed him one - The look on his face was priceless - My friend just started laughing and told him that I understood EVERYTHING he had been saying - I have never seen a man go so red before!

I told his tail that very thing JG. He said I knew you would vex.

Bwoy mi love Stephen so till! Mi always tell Lance seh mi a lef him fi Stephen lol. Di whole a Freddie kids dem inna di industry now and dem a tek ova

This was just a sugesstion to you all because some have made mention of moving SOME of the conversations to another board that more than likely wouldn't be allowed here. I wasn't trying to take the entire community or the conversations from the Yardie thread. YThe only purpose was to have any conversation that may have been cencored out over there.

I actually own a message board that runs on the same forum type as this (IPB board) - it's a random social discussion board, but it has its ups and downs with being quiet - no fights, mellow members -

If you want, I can set up a new Yardie section that only the Yardies would have access to - Just PM me and let me know -

Right...I edited my post Sonny. That is what I thought as well.

LOL!! Lance loves my bath and body works lotions. Everytime I go down he takes one from me

Sus,

That happens to me all the time, but they are being RUDE! And when they done...I just lace them with the RAW PATWAH. The look on their face is more than satisfaction for me.

A loves all my Bath and Body works stuff as well. I never understood how he could love the stuff so much but would get vex and kiss his teeth and complain whenever I wanted to stop at the store when we were out shopping Sacrifices...I tell ya

exactly

Sunny --

That's how most Jamaican males stay. I warned Marcel before I even got in the car with him. It's funny when we went to pick up his friends to go to Pier One, they were like --- STAR...u ago mek di ooman drive u vehicle (they didn't know I was Jamaican). So, I let them talk about me the whole time until we reach the club parking lot and then I cussed their A$$es out. I was driving slow as hell and people were passing me, but I didn't care. All Marcel did was kept on laughing. And all I was hearing was bbclaat by di time we reach the club ago lack dung. Marcel still laughing is A$$ off.

I don't play when it comes to driving in Jamaica. I have seen HORRIBLE accidents and I'll be DAMNED if you're going to drive like a BAT out of hell with precious cargo (ME) in the car. On my second trip, his friends don't complain anymore and they know not to say nothing this time... because...see di taxi dem deh!

I'm good. In a boring class and ready to go home. Your right about the worry thing, but if he's decides to mess up now, that's his azz. LOL

also philly is right up the road too...there is a great place on South Street that she could go to as well

Nanny, have you ever gone to Seacrets in Ocean City, MD? I have friends that play in a reggae band and they play there all the time - I LOVE going down (usually beginning of the season / end of the season when it's not crowded). It's my mini escape to being in the Islands without hopping a plane - I love the beach bar -

I know they are being rude - but it's funnier to me to let them know after they put their foot in their mouth that I understood every word!

That is a GREAT feeling!

True.......but its your heart going down with his a$$.

No new posts in the last 5 mins...y'all are slacking

Susie,

I LOVE HEARING THOSE STORIES!!!!!!! Good for you Gurl!!

That happened to me last time when I went down for the interview...b/c of all the construction in Mobay now...there are alot of Dominicans working in that area of JA right now. So we went to the gas station in Ken's town. I was walking by and these two Dominican men were talking about me. One of them was trying to 'chat' tuh me. So, I have a functional use of Spanish...5 years in HS and 4 in college. So I start talking to them about where they work and what they were doing, asking them if they knew of any Dominican hair dressers around. Making jokes and laughing... Nothing crazy...it was all good (plus I love practicing my Spanish). Well wan of deh man's ooman (wan skettle) came out of deh Gas station and started going OFF!!! Bout ow mi need fi find mi own Man han ray tay tay! Mi just laugh and tell deh men inna Spanish fi mek sure dem a use dem condom. They laughed right back and har 'man' said har pumpum STINK!

Deh skettle den turn tuh har friend han said "Dyam face-ty han bright Yankee gyal bout ow she ah guh try tek mi man and ah suh Browning ooman stay. Ow mi tink mi betth den har cause mi cyan chat Spanish...Ow she should fling some acid pon mi ...ray tay tay!"

Mi jus tell har "Look here yuh nasty pissa skettle, nuh boddah start nuh ruckus wid mi afta yuh likkle fenky fenky man! Truss mi is strictly pu$$y em a look frum yuh han when em wuk done...yuh DONE!" Yuh mussi nuh knoa who my man is...Look inna deh store yuh si dat 6'3'' tall dark good-looking YARDMAN...DAT a fi mi man! Suh yuh han yuh dibby dibby friend dem cyaan stay right yehso han sell hout yuh corroded-saltfish smelling croches tuh deh highest bidder!" Han if I were yuh ...deh acid ...hmmmmm ...nuh need fuh mix hup a good batch han putti pon yuh skin cause yuh bleaching spots starting fuh show!
Mi seh deh Gyal try fi jump mi....har same 'man' that she was bout tuh fight mi ova...give har wan bax!
By then Ken walked out, han hasked mi if mi arright? Mi jus look pon deh gyal shake mi head and walk way.

Ken just asked me last week what happened cause the same guys keep asking for me.

Gill

DATS ROOOIGHT!!!!!

I used to love that. Andre's friends would be talking and one would look at me and say to Andre "does she understand". He'd say uh huh and you can practically see the guy blush and move on to another subject.

Jay.....I see you on here.

How are things? How is Donna adjusting?

Back tuh this Lawny...who bax yuh???

Bless,
Gill

She say de USCIS bax har. Mi nah knoa wha dat mean

BIG UPS ta all ya gyals putting di facety people dem in dey place. Even if I KNEW someone couldn't understand my language, I wouldn't feel comfortable making comments about them so freely in their face! That's just RUDE!!