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clairern
Mar 26 2008, 02:36 PM
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 11:43 AM) *
Is is Friday yet?

Dang, I'll be 468 months on May 31st. Hopefully, I 'll be in Jamaica celebrating my b'day.

Just wanted to share.



Yuh a Gemini??? Me tuh good.gif good.gif
TRELAWNY PARISH
Mar 26 2008, 02:37 PM
QUOTE(clairern @ Mar 26 2008, 03:36 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 11:43 AM) *
Is is Friday yet?

Dang, I'll be 468 months on May 31st. Hopefully, I 'll be in Jamaica celebrating my b'day.

Just wanted to share.



Yuh a Gemini??? Me tuh good.gif good.gif


When a fi u birtday?
clairern
Mar 26 2008, 02:37 PM
QUOTE(mommy2B @ Mar 26 2008, 11:57 AM) *
QUOTE(clairern @ Mar 26 2008, 11:24 AM) *
QUOTE(nannygirl82 @ Mar 25 2008, 10:33 PM) *
Claire...congratz!!! good.gif i know what you mean about mixed having mixed emotions!!! everything will be ok!!



Thanks Nanny. good.gif good.gif

After having lived alone for so long, it is a scary thought now that someone is going to share your space with you. good.gif good.gif



Congrats Claire! kicking.gif I feel the same way about sharing the space.. I've never lived with a man before blush.gif


Thanks Mommy;

How are you holding up? Keep the faith sistah, you will be in my shoes soon. good.gif good.gif
Jomo's girl
Mar 26 2008, 02:37 PM
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 02:34 PM) *
OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.



Mine does not.

However, to answer two questions in a row there......yes, he made me trim out the knots with a scissors. He's tried to persuade me to do it again; but I've said no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
TRELAWNY PARISH
Mar 26 2008, 02:38 PM
OMG.........OMG....OMG I got a HEART!...I got a HEART! I love ya'll so MUCH!
Jomo's girl
Mar 26 2008, 02:39 PM
Claire, Shauna & Gill.....are you guys posting under anonymous mode right now?
TRELAWNY PARISH
Mar 26 2008, 02:39 PM
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 26 2008, 03:37 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 02:34 PM) *
OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.



Mine does not.

However, to answer two questions in a row there......yes, he made me trim out the knots with a scissors. He's tried to persuade me to do it again; but I've said no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.


JG -- now it's mine turn...I got cranberry juice coming out my nose rofl.gif rofl.gif Oh, Lord help me...I can't COMPOSE myself
Jomo's girl
Mar 26 2008, 02:39 PM
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 02:38 PM) *
OMG.........OMG....OMG I got a HEART!...I got a HEART! I love ya'll so MUCH!



It's nice to have goals, Tre! whistling.gif
Islandwoman
Mar 26 2008, 02:40 PM
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:21 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:04 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 26 2008, 02:59 PM) *
QUOTE(nannygirl82 @ Mar 26 2008, 02:51 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 12:50 PM) *
QUOTE(kimmykashi @ Mar 26 2008, 01:40 PM) *
A GUESS MI 6TH IT... rofl.gif


Kimmy u mad...always a mek mi laugh. I'm sorry, but of all the places in my house that has to be clean it's my bathroom and let me tell ya'll, when I was dating back in the day, if I go to the guys house and his bathroom is nasty guess WHAT...im naw touch dis yah glory. Oh, hell no. And my grandmother would always tell me to check out his bedsheets to see how clean they are. I can't stand a NASTY unkempt man. Like some men think it's okay to use their woman's toothbrush...I will kick your A$$ and don't use my TOWEL.

Since we on the subject, kitchens. Some men (not all) like to cook, but refuse to clean the kitchen. When I cook and clean the kitchen at the same time. And if you're going to clean the kitchen sweep the damn floor or wipe it if it needs to be wiped. The floor is party of the kitchen and it needs to be clean too.

Next thing...you have got to separate your laundry. Don't put the entire basket of clothing into the machine OMG plus towels and bedsheets the machine will be unbalanced when it spin and the clothes won't was good. I mean u use to wash it by hand so wah you a complain fah now. mad.gif

and THIS DOES IT FOR ME

Don't use my DAMN deodorant or PERFUME a tell me seh you wah SMELL SWEET TUH!

rofl.gif rofl.gif that is SO funny....mike did that sometimes....the first time he did that i looked at him like he has lost his freaking mind....


Ray did that too. I guess they all are alike in some ways. When he sprayed on my Victoria Secret body spray, I looked at him and said "Are you a batty bwoy" Don't spray that on you.... That's for women.


Girl, they don't care. all I hear is....BUT IT SMELL SWEET! On my last trip, his friends used my escada perfume and I almost fainted in the car. I wanted to ring Marcel's neck. They sprayed it everywhere. mad.gif


I know that girl.... Crazy huh. I got Ray some of that AXE body wash and spray and he used just about all of it in a week. I was this stuff isn't cheap you know. If he's going to be using it that, it need to switch to the Old Spice bobdy spray. LMAO laughing.gif


I LOVE AXE!!! I brought Anthony some when I went last and he said it was too "smelly". Would only use the regular old hotel soap. But then sprayed 4 squirts of Crush cologne. I'm like HUGH??? headbonk.gif
Forever Young
Mar 26 2008, 02:41 PM
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:34 PM) *
OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

laughing.gif... whoa...likkle personal...Where Shawn99 deh... unsure.gif unsure.gif Shhhhhhhh! unsure.gif Onnuh come close
*Anonymous whispering tuh onnuh*
Ken trims his pubs...I asked him NOT to do that cause I love his hair down there...it grows long ..it come in like dolly hair! It's fine and straight...like koolie hair. I like to play wid it as I fall off to sleep!

Ok... I put it out there...don't ask and let's move on! laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif

Mi seh Ken wouldda MURDAH MI if em knoa mi post dat!! But it's true!

Bless,
Anonymous unsure.gif unsure.gif unsure.gif
Jomo's girl
Mar 26 2008, 02:41 PM
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 02:39 PM) *
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 26 2008, 03:37 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 02:34 PM) *
OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.



Mine does not.

However, to answer two questions in a row there......yes, he made me trim out the knots with a scissors. He's tried to persuade me to do it again; but I've said no, no, no, no, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.


JG -- now it's mine turn...I got cranberry juice coming out my nose rofl.gif rofl.gif Oh, Lord help me...I can't COMPOSE myself


blush.gif
Forever Young
Mar 26 2008, 02:42 PM
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 26 2008, 03:39 PM) *
Claire, Shauna & Gill.....are you guys posting under anonymous mode right now?

laughing.gif ...I didn't even see this til I posted my reply...but nah JG...I'm not!
brownnskinn
Mar 26 2008, 02:43 PM
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 26 2008, 02:37 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 02:34 PM) *
OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.



Mine does not.




Not here.
Jomo's girl
Mar 26 2008, 02:44 PM
Andre actually reads what I write most of the time. He'll say (insert random Patois cussword here) you did not just tell them that!
Forever Young
Mar 26 2008, 02:46 PM
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:38 PM) *
OMG.........OMG....OMG I got a HEART!...I got a HEART! I love ya'll so MUCH!

Congrats Lawny!
TRELAWNY PARISH
Mar 26 2008, 02:46 PM
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:41 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:34 PM) *
OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

laughing.gif... whoa...likkle personal...Where Shawn99 deh... unsure.gif unsure.gif Shhhhhhhh! unsure.gif Onnuh come close
*Anonymous whispering tuh onnuh*
Ken trims his pubs...I asked him NOT to do that cause I love his hair down there...it grows long ..it come in like dolly hair! It's fine and straight...like koolie hair. I like to play wid it as I fall off to sleep!

Ok... I put it out there...don't ask and let's move on! laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif

Mi seh Ken wouldda MURDAH MI if em knoa mi post dat!! But it's true!

Bless,
Anonymous unsure.gif unsure.gif unsure.gif


GREAT! My boss just walked by and I have my head in my hands and tears in my eyes. She ask is everything okay and ALL I COULD DO WAS BUST OUT LAUGHING...I didn't know what to say to her.

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh! rofl.gif
sunnyja21
Mar 26 2008, 02:49 PM
QUOTE(clairern @ Mar 26 2008, 03:36 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 11:43 AM) *
Is is Friday yet?

Dang, I'll be 468 months on May 31st. Hopefully, I 'll be in Jamaica celebrating my b'day.

Just wanted to share.



Yuh a Gemini??? Me tuh good.gif good.gif


hey sistahs... me three. I'm a gemini too. June 9th. kicking.gif
Forever Young
Mar 26 2008, 02:51 PM
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:46 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:41 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:34 PM) *
OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

laughing.gif... whoa...likkle personal...Where Shawn99 deh... unsure.gif unsure.gif Shhhhhhhh! unsure.gif Onnuh come close
*Anonymous whispering tuh onnuh*
Ken trims his pubs...I asked him NOT to do that cause I love his hair down there...it grows long ..it come in like dolly hair! It's fine and straight...like koolie hair. I like to play wid it as I fall off to sleep!

Ok... I put it out there...don't ask and let's move on! laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif

Mi seh Ken wouldda MURDAH MI if em knoa mi post dat!! But it's true!

Bless,
Anonymous unsure.gif unsure.gif unsure.gif


GREAT! My boss just walked by and I have my head in my hands and tears in my eyes. She ask is everything okay and ALL I COULD DO WAS BUST OUT LAUGHING...I didn't know what to say to her.

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh! rofl.gif

I knoa...A MESS!!! I was really ticked when I went down there in January han em 'trim' hit! I had to let em knoa...DAT is NOT yours fi trim!!!! Halla DAT dung there is mine...han yuh need fi check wid deh owner before yuh tek hit pon yuhself fi duh sittin' like dat agen!! laughing.gif
Jomo's girl
Mar 26 2008, 02:51 PM
When does Gemini end?
TRELAWNY PARISH
Mar 26 2008, 02:51 PM
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:49 PM) *
QUOTE(clairern @ Mar 26 2008, 03:36 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 11:43 AM) *
Is is Friday yet?

Dang, I'll be 468 months on May 31st. Hopefully, I 'll be in Jamaica celebrating my b'day.

Just wanted to share.



Yuh a Gemini??? Me tuh good.gif good.gif


hey sistahs... me three. I'm a gemini too. June 9th. kicking.gif


Lord ave Merci...an u know seh we MAD!!!!!!


sunnyja21
Mar 26 2008, 02:54 PM
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:46 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:41 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:34 PM) *
OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

laughing.gif... whoa...likkle personal...Where Shawn99 deh... unsure.gif unsure.gif Shhhhhhhh! unsure.gif Onnuh come close
*Anonymous whispering tuh onnuh*
Ken trims his pubs...I asked him NOT to do that cause I love his hair down there...it grows long ..it come in like dolly hair! It's fine and straight...like koolie hair. I like to play wid it as I fall off to sleep!

Ok... I put it out there...don't ask and let's move on! laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif

Mi seh Ken wouldda MURDAH MI if em knoa mi post dat!! But it's true!

Bless,
Anonymous unsure.gif unsure.gif unsure.gif


GREAT! My boss just walked by and I have my head in my hands and tears in my eyes. She ask is everything okay and ALL I COULD DO WAS BUST OUT LAUGHING...I didn't know what to say to her.

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh! rofl.gif


They have a lot of similairities. My baby does it to.


For those who stay in the hotel when they go to JA. How many of your men like to take the white wash clothes and hand towels and not return them? Every single time, and I mean every single time he does it.


QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 26 2008, 03:51 PM) *
When does Gemini end?



June 21st.
TRELAWNY PARISH
Mar 26 2008, 02:58 PM
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:51 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:46 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:41 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:34 PM) *
OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

laughing.gif... whoa...likkle personal...Where Shawn99 deh... unsure.gif unsure.gif Shhhhhhhh! unsure.gif Onnuh come close
*Anonymous whispering tuh onnuh*
Ken trims his pubs...I asked him NOT to do that cause I love his hair down there...it grows long ..it come in like dolly hair! It's fine and straight...like koolie hair. I like to play wid it as I fall off to sleep!

Ok... I put it out there...don't ask and let's move on! laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif

Mi seh Ken wouldda MURDAH MI if em knoa mi post dat!! But it's true!

Bless,
Anonymous unsure.gif unsure.gif unsure.gif


GREAT! My boss just walked by and I have my head in my hands and tears in my eyes. She ask is everything okay and ALL I COULD DO WAS BUST OUT LAUGHING...I didn't know what to say to her.

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh! rofl.gif

I knoa...A MESS!!! I was really ticked when I went down there in January han em 'trim' hit! I had to let em knoa...DAT is NOT yours fi trim!!!! Halla DAT dung there is mine...han yuh need fi check wid deh owner before yuh tek hit pon yuhself fi duh sittin' like dat agen!! laughing.gif


Kiss mi neck........but Gill you nuh easy...bway mi glad seh mi a no di only mad one in yah!
sunnyja21
Mar 26 2008, 02:58 PM
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:51 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:46 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:41 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:34 PM) *
OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

laughing.gif... whoa...likkle personal...Where Shawn99 deh... unsure.gif unsure.gif Shhhhhhhh! unsure.gif Onnuh come close
*Anonymous whispering tuh onnuh*
Ken trims his pubs...I asked him NOT to do that cause I love his hair down there...it grows long ..it come in like dolly hair! It's fine and straight...like koolie hair. I like to play wid it as I fall off to sleep!

Ok... I put it out there...don't ask and let's move on! laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif

Mi seh Ken wouldda MURDAH MI if em knoa mi post dat!! But it's true!

Bless,
Anonymous unsure.gif unsure.gif unsure.gif


GREAT! My boss just walked by and I have my head in my hands and tears in my eyes. She ask is everything okay and ALL I COULD DO WAS BUST OUT LAUGHING...I didn't know what to say to her.

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh! rofl.gif

I knoa...A MESS!!! I was really ticked when I went down there in January han em 'trim' hit! I had to let em knoa...DAT is NOT yours fi trim!!!! Halla DAT dung there is mine...han yuh need fi check wid deh owner before yuh tek hit pon yuhself fi duh sittin' like dat agen!! laughing.gif



Gill, Why do you have one your PJ's? You should be bounces in yuh thong. Remember, your man is near. kicking.gif Do they have thongs in the meez store? mi haffi look..
sus
Mar 26 2008, 02:59 PM
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:34 PM) *
OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.


Obviously mine does - With MY Razor!
TRELAWNY PARISH
Mar 26 2008, 03:01 PM
Okay. I'll link ya'll later. I'm part of a gang task force here in Maryland and we meet tonight. Please pray that I don't JOKE one of the smart mouth a$$ teenagers or their PARENTS!
Forever Young
Mar 26 2008, 03:04 PM
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:58 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:51 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:46 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:41 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:34 PM) *
OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

laughing.gif... whoa...likkle personal...Where Shawn99 deh... unsure.gif unsure.gif Shhhhhhhh! unsure.gif Onnuh come close
*Anonymous whispering tuh onnuh*
Ken trims his pubs...I asked him NOT to do that cause I love his hair down there...it grows long ..it come in like dolly hair! It's fine and straight...like koolie hair. I like to play wid it as I fall off to sleep!

Ok... I put it out there...don't ask and let's move on! laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif

Mi seh Ken wouldda MURDAH MI if em knoa mi post dat!! But it's true!

Bless,
Anonymous unsure.gif unsure.gif unsure.gif


GREAT! My boss just walked by and I have my head in my hands and tears in my eyes. She ask is everything okay and ALL I COULD DO WAS BUST OUT LAUGHING...I didn't know what to say to her.

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh! rofl.gif

I knoa...A MESS!!! I was really ticked when I went down there in January han em 'trim' hit! I had to let em knoa...DAT is NOT yours fi trim!!!! Halla DAT dung there is mine...han yuh need fi check wid deh owner before yuh tek hit pon yuhself fi duh sittin' like dat agen!! laughing.gif



Gill, Why do you have one your PJ's? You should be bounces in yuh thong. Remember, your man is near. kicking.gif Doe they have thongs in the meez store? mi haffi look..


Gurl, that meez store is CRAZY!! Dem ave sexy underwear...but no liquor! I assumed it was geared towards a younger demographic...but still they should have condoms or something! laughing.gif Nuh worry sunny by deh time em come the Jammies will be set aside! wink.gif

Guys,

In exactly ONE week my man will be boarding his flight to come!! It's a week away and my stomach is arready doing flip flops at the mere thought! My eldest son is upset cause his flight comes in late and I won't take him with me to pick him up! My youngest wants to know when his return flight is!?!?!? blink.gif no0pb.gif Aye dios mios!!!

I CAN'T WAIT!!! I feel giddy!

Gill
sunnyja21
Mar 26 2008, 03:11 PM
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 04:04 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:58 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:51 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:46 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:41 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:34 PM) *
OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

laughing.gif... whoa...likkle personal...Where Shawn99 deh... unsure.gif unsure.gif Shhhhhhhh! unsure.gif Onnuh come close
*Anonymous whispering tuh onnuh*
Ken trims his pubs...I asked him NOT to do that cause I love his hair down there...it grows long ..it come in like dolly hair! It's fine and straight...like koolie hair. I like to play wid it as I fall off to sleep!

Ok... I put it out there...don't ask and let's move on! laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif

Mi seh Ken wouldda MURDAH MI if em knoa mi post dat!! But it's true!

Bless,
Anonymous unsure.gif unsure.gif unsure.gif


GREAT! My boss just walked by and I have my head in my hands and tears in my eyes. She ask is everything okay and ALL I COULD DO WAS BUST OUT LAUGHING...I didn't know what to say to her.

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh! rofl.gif

I knoa...A MESS!!! I was really ticked when I went down there in January han em 'trim' hit! I had to let em knoa...DAT is NOT yours fi trim!!!! Halla DAT dung there is mine...han yuh need fi check wid deh owner before yuh tek hit pon yuhself fi duh sittin' like dat agen!! laughing.gif



Gill, Why do you have one your PJ's? You should be bounces in yuh thong. Remember, your man is near. kicking.gif Doe they have thongs in the meez store? mi haffi look..


Gurl, that meez store is CRAZY!! Dem ave sexy underwear...but no liquor! I assumed it was geared towards a younger demographic...but still they should have condoms or something! laughing.gif Nuh worry sunny by deh time em come the Jammies will be set aside! wink.gif

Guys,

In exactly ONE week my man will be boarding his flight to come!! It's a week away and my stomach is arready doing flip flops at the mere thought! My eldest son is upset cause his flight comes in late and I won't take him with me to pick him up! My youngest wants to know when his return flight is!?!?!? blink.gif no0pb.gif Aye dios mios!!!

I CAN'T WAIT!!! I feel giddy!

Gill



I know you have it all worked out. I don't doubt you for a second. Also, you have tow beds. One fi mess up and one fi sleep. Will you make it to the one fi sleep? Mi knoa tink so... LMAO


Your boys are just like the average kids. One says ok and the other says Oh no, he's gotta go. I'm sure they'll love Ken. Gill are you near Wyndanch (sp)? I have family that lives there.
Jomo's girl
Mar 26 2008, 03:16 PM
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 26 2008, 02:58 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:51 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:46 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:41 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:34 PM) *
OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

laughing.gif... whoa...likkle personal...Where Shawn99 deh... unsure.gif unsure.gif Shhhhhhhh! unsure.gif Onnuh come close
*Anonymous whispering tuh onnuh*
Ken trims his pubs...I asked him NOT to do that cause I love his hair down there...it grows long ..it come in like dolly hair! It's fine and straight...like koolie hair. I like to play wid it as I fall off to sleep!

Ok... I put it out there...don't ask and let's move on! laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif

Mi seh Ken wouldda MURDAH MI if em knoa mi post dat!! But it's true!

Bless,
Anonymous unsure.gif unsure.gif unsure.gif


GREAT! My boss just walked by and I have my head in my hands and tears in my eyes. She ask is everything okay and ALL I COULD DO WAS BUST OUT LAUGHING...I didn't know what to say to her.

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh! rofl.gif

I knoa...A MESS!!! I was really ticked when I went down there in January han em 'trim' hit! I had to let em knoa...DAT is NOT yours fi trim!!!! Halla DAT dung there is mine...han yuh need fi check wid deh owner before yuh tek hit pon yuhself fi duh sittin' like dat agen!! laughing.gif



Gill, Why do you have one your PJ's? You should be bounces in yuh thong. Remember, your man is near. kicking.gif Do they have thongs in the meez store? mi haffi look..


A thong and those bunny slippers!
Jomo's girl
Mar 26 2008, 03:18 PM
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:04 PM) *
Guys,

In exactly ONE week my man will be boarding his flight to come!! It's a week away and my stomach is arready doing flip flops at the mere thought! My eldest son is upset cause his flight comes in late and I won't take him with me to pick him up! My youngest wants to know when his return flight is!?!?!? blink.gif no0pb.gif Aye dios mios!!!

I CAN'T WAIT!!! I feel giddy!

Gill


Take a minute here or there to sit back and enjoy it, Gill. Soon it will all be just a memory and you'll wonder what the fuss was all about.

I'm so happy for you.
sunnyja21
Mar 26 2008, 03:25 PM
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 26 2008, 04:16 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 26 2008, 02:58 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:51 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:46 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:41 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:34 PM) *
OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

laughing.gif... whoa...likkle personal...Where Shawn99 deh... unsure.gif unsure.gif Shhhhhhhh! unsure.gif Onnuh come close
*Anonymous whispering tuh onnuh*
Ken trims his pubs...I asked him NOT to do that cause I love his hair down there...it grows long ..it come in like dolly hair! It's fine and straight...like koolie hair. I like to play wid it as I fall off to sleep!

Ok... I put it out there...don't ask and let's move on! laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif

Mi seh Ken wouldda MURDAH MI if em knoa mi post dat!! But it's true!

Bless,
Anonymous unsure.gif unsure.gif unsure.gif


GREAT! My boss just walked by and I have my head in my hands and tears in my eyes. She ask is everything okay and ALL I COULD DO WAS BUST OUT LAUGHING...I didn't know what to say to her.

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh! rofl.gif

I knoa...A MESS!!! I was really ticked when I went down there in January han em 'trim' hit! I had to let em knoa...DAT is NOT yours fi trim!!!! Halla DAT dung there is mine...han yuh need fi check wid deh owner before yuh tek hit pon yuhself fi duh sittin' like dat agen!! laughing.gif



Gill, Why do you have one your PJ's? You should be bounces in yuh thong. Remember, your man is near. kicking.gif Do they have thongs in the meez store? mi haffi look..


A thong and those bunny slippers!


Can you imagine what Kens face would look like?
Jomo's girl
Mar 26 2008, 03:30 PM
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:25 PM) *
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 26 2008, 04:16 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 26 2008, 02:58 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:51 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:46 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:41 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:34 PM) *
OKAY I'll put it out there. How many of ya'll MEN shave there pubic hairs and their armpits? Please don't kick me down fi dat.

laughing.gif... whoa...likkle personal...Where Shawn99 deh... unsure.gif unsure.gif Shhhhhhhh! unsure.gif Onnuh come close
*Anonymous whispering tuh onnuh*
Ken trims his pubs...I asked him NOT to do that cause I love his hair down there...it grows long ..it come in like dolly hair! It's fine and straight...like koolie hair. I like to play wid it as I fall off to sleep!

Ok... I put it out there...don't ask and let's move on! laughing.gif laughing.gif laughing.gif

Mi seh Ken wouldda MURDAH MI if em knoa mi post dat!! But it's true!

Bless,
Anonymous unsure.gif unsure.gif unsure.gif


GREAT! My boss just walked by and I have my head in my hands and tears in my eyes. She ask is everything okay and ALL I COULD DO WAS BUST OUT LAUGHING...I didn't know what to say to her.

Gill no worry...mi ave one COOLIE tuh! rofl.gif

I knoa...A MESS!!! I was really ticked when I went down there in January han em 'trim' hit! I had to let em knoa...DAT is NOT yours fi trim!!!! Halla DAT dung there is mine...han yuh need fi check wid deh owner before yuh tek hit pon yuhself fi duh sittin' like dat agen!! laughing.gif



Gill, Why do you have one your PJ's? You should be bounces in yuh thong. Remember, your man is near. kicking.gif Do they have thongs in the meez store? mi haffi look..


A thong and those bunny slippers!


Can you imagine what Kens face would look like?



I can NOW that you said that. rofl.gif

We only stayed together in a hotel twice and I don't remember him stealing towels.



Not to break up the mood; but TNW just reminded me that I wanted to say this to all you with your men on their way here in the near future.............if your SO has a job in JA, tell them to ask their boss for a letter of recommendation. Andre's boss automatically did this and it turned out to be a great thing. When he applied for jobs, we attached the letter of recommendation and the police report to his resume. We got a lot of positive feedback for doing that since no one really wanted to call LD to check on that stuff.
Yardiewife
Mar 26 2008, 03:37 PM
Geesh you all chatted enough while I was gone for lunch blink.gif

Let me see if I can remember it all...

Afternoon D star_smile.gif How are you doing today?

Claire - Hope you can find out the info you need about Mike's interview. Let us know what you find out. Sorry I can't be of any help. Also thanks for the tip about Melatonin...I will look into it smile.gif

Tre - Congrats on yuh heart heart.gif

Gilly - I can't believe it is only a week away!?! YAY!!! kicking.gif

Sunny - I love your Meez...the backdrop is so Spring like.

Now on to this crazy topic...y'all have me dying of laughter rofl.gif
brownnskinn
Mar 26 2008, 03:38 PM
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 26 2008, 03:18 PM) *
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 26 2008, 03:04 PM) *
Guys,

In exactly ONE week my man will be boarding his flight to come!! It's a week away and my stomach is arready doing flip flops at the mere thought! My eldest son is upset cause his flight comes in late and I won't take him with me to pick him up! My youngest wants to know when his return flight is!?!?!? blink.gif no0pb.gif Aye dios mios!!!

I CAN'T WAIT!!! I feel giddy!

Gill


Take a minute here or there to sit back and enjoy it, Gill.

I'm so happy for you.




Ok let me see if I can spell this:

Yes...t.a.k.e t.i.m.e. a.n.d e.n.j.o.y b.e.i.n.g b.y y.o.u.r.s.e.l.f. Without the man..I mean. blush.gif I'm happy for you as well.
Jomo's girl
Mar 26 2008, 03:40 PM
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 26 2008, 03:37 PM) *
Geesh you all chatted enough while I was gone for lunch blink.gif

Let me see if I can remember it all...

Afternoon D star_smile.gif How are you doing today?

Claire - Hope you can find out the info you need about Mike's interview. Let us know what you find out. Sorry I can't be of any help. Also thanks for the tip about Melatonin...I will look into it smile.gif

Tre - Congrats on yuh heart heart.gif

Gilly - I can't believe it is only a week away!?! YAY!!! kicking.gif

Sunny - I love your Meez...the backdrop is so Spring like.

Now on to this crazy topic...y'all have me dying of laughter rofl.gif



(sucks teeth) I feel kind of left out, you know!
Jengles
Mar 26 2008, 03:41 PM
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QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 03:04 PM) *
QUOTE(sunnyja21 @ Mar 26 2008, 02:59 PM) *
QUOTE(nannygirl82 @ Mar 26 2008, 02:51 PM) *
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Mar 26 2008, 12:50 PM) *
QUOTE(kimmykashi @ Mar 26 2008, 01:40 PM) *
A GUESS MI 6TH IT... rofl.gif


Kimmy u mad...always a mek mi laugh. I'm sorry, but of all the places in my house that has to be clean it's my bathroom and let me tell ya'll, when I was dating back in the day, if I go to the guys house and his bathroom is nasty guess WHAT...im naw touch dis yah glory. Oh, hell no. And my grandmother would always tell me to check out his bedsheets to see how clean they are. I can't stand a NASTY unkempt man. Like some men think it's okay to use their woman's toothbrush...I will kick your A$$ and don't use my TOWEL.

Since we on the subject, kitchens. Some men (not all) like to cook, but refuse to clean the kitchen. When I cook and clean the kitchen at the same time. And if you're going to clean the kitchen sweep the damn floor or wipe it if it needs to be wiped. The floor is party of the kitchen and it needs to be clean too.

Next thing...you have got to separate your laundry. Don't put the entire basket of clothing into the machine OMG plus towels and bedsheets the machine will be unbalanced when it spin and the clothes won't was good. I mean u use to wash it by hand so wah you a complain fah now. mad.gif

and THIS DOES IT FOR ME

Don't use my DAMN deodorant or PERFUME a tell me seh you wah SMELL SWEET TUH!

rofl.gif rofl.gif that is SO funny....mike did that sometimes....the first time he did that i looked at him like he has lost his freaking mind....


Ray did that too. I guess they all are alike in some ways. When he sprayed on my Victoria Secret body spray, I looked at him and said "Are you a batty bwoy" Don't spray that on you.... That's for women.


Girl, they don't care. all I hear is....BUT IT SMELL SWEET! On my last trip, his friends used my escada perfume and I almost fainted in the car. I wanted to ring Marcel's neck. They sprayed it everywhere. mad.gif


I know that girl.... Crazy huh. I got Ray some of that AXE body wash and spray and he used just about all of it in a week. I was this stuff isn't cheap you know. If he's going to be using it that, it need to switch to the Old Spice bobdy spray. LMAO laughing.gif


I can relate..imagine being in J.a. and all of a sudden your smelling your Warm Vanilla Sugar from bath and body works and it's not coming from you!!
Yardiewife
Mar 26 2008, 03:42 PM
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 26 2008, 01:30 PM) *
Not to break up the mood; but TNW just reminded me that I wanted to say this to all you with your men on their way here in the near future.............if your SO has a job in JA, tell them to ask their boss for a letter of recommendation. Andre's boss automatically did this and it turned out to be a great thing. When he applied for jobs, we attached the letter of recommendation and the police report to his resume. We got a lot of positive feedback for doing that since no one really wanted to call LD to check on that stuff.


good.gif I really wish we had done that but we didn't. It sure would have saved the hassle and trouble when he started applying for jobs.

Also if your guy graduated HS or any college make sure you get certificates/diplomas and the transcripts if you can. A is thinking about applying for some apprentice/trade jobs and they all want transcripts especially to prove you have taken math classes. He is having the worst time trying to get them cause they don't want to give them out to anybody but the person and since he isn't there it is one big headache trying to convince them to let the brother get them. So if you can get all that ahead of time before he comes stateside.


Jomo's girl
Mar 26 2008, 03:45 PM
I missed it then, Yardie. Sorry.

Yah, TNW was asking me about transcripts too. All I know about that is Andre just showed his diploma when asked.

Damn, Yardie.....I'm answering something you answered and by the time I get around to it, you edited it out. What is up with that? I thought I was going crazy for a second!
Yardiewife
Mar 26 2008, 03:46 PM
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 26 2008, 01:40 PM) *
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 26 2008, 03:37 PM) *
Geesh you all chatted enough while I was gone for lunch blink.gif

Let me see if I can remember it all...

Afternoon D star_smile.gif How are you doing today?

Claire - Hope you can find out the info you need about Mike's interview. Let us know what you find out. Sorry I can't be of any help. Also thanks for the tip about Melatonin...I will look into it smile.gif

Tre - Congrats on yuh heart heart.gif

Gilly - I can't believe it is only a week away!?! YAY!!! kicking.gif

Sunny - I love your Meez...the backdrop is so Spring like.

Now on to this crazy topic...y'all have me dying of laughter rofl.gif



(sucks teeth) I feel kind of left out, you know!


I replied to yours all by itself tongue.gif Plus all the funny shaving/smelly things I am going to go back to and respond seperately...so there!

You are just to quick for me JG!
Jomo's girl
Mar 26 2008, 03:48 PM
I admit it has been so much fun today. I don't even want to go home for fear I will miss something funny. Thanks for making my day today!
Yardiewife
Mar 26 2008, 03:50 PM
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 26 2008, 12:16 PM) *
OK.....since Shauna brought it up.........

How many of your men blow their nose in the bathroom towel and then hang it back up like nothing just happened? I HATE that so much!


yes.gif I call him on it all the time and he gets this smirk and smiles and then starts laughing and says "sorry babes" but he isn't really or he would stop laughing.gif How gross!

QUOTE(nannygirl82 @ Mar 26 2008, 12:21 PM) *
why yes i am....i got my hair cut all nice and cute....and did some baby shopping...and then came back and took a LONG nap.... laughing.gif


Glad you had a good day! Got any pics of your cute hair you can share? luv.gif
clairern
Mar 26 2008, 03:51 PM
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 26 2008, 12:04 PM) *
QUOTE(mommy2B @ Mar 26 2008, 08:57 AM) *
QUOTE(clairern @ Mar 26 2008, 11:24 AM) *
QUOTE(nannygirl82 @ Mar 25 2008, 10:33 PM) *
Claire...congratz!!! good.gif i know what you mean about mixed having mixed emotions!!! everything will be ok!!



Thanks Nanny. good.gif good.gif

After having lived alone for so long, it is a scary thought now that someone is going to share your space with you. good.gif good.gif



Congrats Claire! kicking.gif I feel the same way about sharing the space.. I've never lived with a man before blush.gif


I hadn't either and was super nervous about it. There were some awkward moments in the beginning and just the normal adjustment of living with someone who does things different than you. Things will be fine smile.gif Learn to laugh at things and not let them stress you out. There were many times when I would do something "embarrasing" but I tried my best not to let it bother me and as days and weeks went by I got more comfortable and used to sharing the space.




I know what you mean Yards. Mike is an old military man and you know how they are. I stayed at his house when I went ot Ja in October and kinda liked what I experienced. But, you never know for the long-term what it is going to be like. I just have to deal with it. When we talk about adjustment, we talk about the foreign spouse adjusting and forget that it is also an adjustment for us too yes.gif yes.gif
Jomo's girl
Mar 26 2008, 03:51 PM
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Mar 26 2008, 03:50 PM) *
QUOTE(Jomo @ Mar 26 2008, 12:16 PM) *
OK.....since Shauna brought it up.........

How many of your men blow their nose in the bathroom towel and then hang it back up like nothing just happened? I HATE that so much!


yes.gif I call him on it all the time and he gets this smirk and smiles and then starts laughing and says "sorry babes" but he isn't really or he would stop laughing.gif How gross!

QUOTE(nannygirl82 @ Mar 26 2008, 12:21 PM)