I really have nothing to say. I just wanted to be the 400th reply in this epic thread.

Eekee already beat you to it Mister 401!

Ah but you are incorrect, my wrong friend! Eekee was the 400th post, but only the 399th reply! Oh...it matters!

Do I get a prize for being 404th? No? Oh well. Hey, wanna see me helicopter??

I say "lighten up" everyone and "don't sweat the small stuff". That is until you ad all this crap. Did your relationship with your wife not develop and blossom on the internet and with words? And, I know people here do support each other and do develop friendships without ever meeting in person. I know I am a bit late with this post, but could not keep my mouth shut! You are a cold person!!!!!!!

It's a Russian relationship. He would never allow her to have her own user name, and she is just too submissive to demand it.














LOL. Sorry, I have just been skimming this thread I happened upon, and I just couldn't help myself!

Um...yeah...you're a bit late to the party. There might be some chips left, luke warm sodas are in the cooler on the patio. Help yourself, we're going to bed.


Exactly. Why she's even allowed to use the internet is the real mystery. I know when my girl gets here she won't be allowed to use the internet, and she'll only be allowed to make phone calls under strict supervision while speaking English.

When do your anchor chains arrive mox? And have you decided on if you are going to use cinder blocks for mobility restriction or are you going to use a tree stump?

I had to special order the chains, but they should be here this week. I'm pretty stoked Itellyawhat. For mobility restriction...have you seen Black Snake Moan?

Yes, I have. Do you have a suitably sturdy radiatior or pot bellied stove?

I've got an old Ford big block I'm just gonna drop in the living room. It still leaks a little oil but she should be able to keep it cleaned up.

Dude, thats perfect! Plus, cleaning up the oil will help to keep her from getting bored when she is by herself all the time. It is better than having her chew up your furniture or magazines.

Ahhh, the humour continues to roar on-!!! Loving it! Oh and Kirk, I apologize Mister 401st Poster (400th Replier)-!!!

LMAO! You win!


That's Mister 401st Poster to...oh...er...never mind.

Well... since I'm already married with the wife here and been here for a while, I'll share my story.

At first, I just chained her directly to the stove. That didn't work out so well when it was "helicopter time" so I had to let her loose here and there. Since that wasn't a good option, we moved on to the cinder blocks because they're readily available here in metro area. The neighbors complained about the "dragging noises" all the time so I just made her carry it everywhere. She got pretty strong over the next couple months and it wasn't restricting her mobility as much as I liked so we switched to one of those door clamp hanger thingies. We have a small apartment so a bungee tied to the central beam really worked well; for a while.

She figured out how to use the doors to block off the stretchiness and give her more flexibility so I bit the bullet, invested the money, and bought one of those invisible fences with the shock collar. Man, we've never been happier! It gives her the freedom to move around the house but that subtle little reminder of when she's going to far and venturing too close to the edge. Plus, the "manual override" feature is nice too. Any backtalk and I just push the little red button. Shuts her right up.

You guys should check them out. BassPro and Cabelas both have nice sets for a good price. If you don't want to invest the money in the whole fence, you can just buy the collar and the transmitter. Not a bad deal to supplement the cinder blocks if you're on a budget.

(And mox, I love your idea about giving her something to do by keeping the engine clean too. What a thoughtful guy. You're going to make a great husband!)



I watched exactly three minutes of this nonsense. First of all, a Mustang? Secondly, KITT sounded like a Miami call-boy and with no Hasselhoff, what is Knight Rider anyway?

Garbage.

I hope the movie's better. (And features Hasselhoff!)

This is an excellent idea slim, thanks for sharing your experience! Ima head down to Cabela's tonight and price 'em out. Question though: With the chain and pulley system I can keep the computer and phone just out of arm's reach, while still giving her access to all the necessities like the oven and cleaning supplies. How did you deal with this problem?


There's nothing I wouldn't do for my lady, slim. I have way too much respect for her to leave her without something to do all day.

Easy... Phone is unplugged during the day when I'm not there to monitor, so it's like a toy phone. She can practice talking on it, but can't really call anyone!

The computer is password protected. So, she can practice turning it on and off, but never actually use anything. I also have her typing in English for practice while I'm gone. That way, soon she can get a decent job so I can quit mine. It's going to be nice being able to sit home all day and watch A-Team and Knight Rider reruns while mama brings home the bacon. Ah, life is good.

I believe Slim, but you, Sir Kirk, Mister 400th Replier, Nadya will have it other way around! As for me... You may have noticed the silence. My gypsy lioness would sense this sort of "bad talk" and I'd have a curse cast upon me quicker than you can say, "Пока".

Friggin' genius. I'll just take the remote with me too. Just to protect her from getting too distracted.


See, this is what makes you a cornerstone of this community. I was gonna skip teaching her English because...you know...why does she really even need to talk? But you're right. If she's working, I can quit my job, and it's easy street from there on out. Y'know....I'm really starting to think that if this works as well as I think it's gonna, I might just get me a couple more of them Russian brides. Maybe an Asian one too, just to kinda mix it up.


Jefferey, have you been using my account again? How many times have we talked about this?

(DOH! This would have been a lot more convincing if it hadn't glued on to my previous post! I mean...YOUR previous post. It wasn't me, I SWEAR!)

Although it's kind of pricey to invest in multiple brides, I have a buddy that did just that. It's working out quite well for him, now. It was somewhat of a struggle at first becuase the women, believe it or not, actually worked togther to achieve something and almost blew the whistle.

But, he's a smart guy and used the women's envy and jealousy against them and actually pulled the race card on them pitting the Asians against the Eastern Europeans. Worked like a charm. Now, the way it's set up, he's got them bunked two to a room in separate apartments, one Asian and one Eastern European in each room. Needless to say there's no conspiring going on now!

What a smart guy!

(And what an awesome way to add not one, but two descrimination-based antics into a single post!)

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If you go for multiple Russian wives...I suggest moving to Utah.

This 'joke' is one of the reasons I don't come to this forum anymore. I think it ought to be considered a violation of TOS, not least because somebody allowed their account to be taken over by somebody (I don't care if it was his wife because clearly she wrote something he didn't know about and as far as I can see his account was misused by another person.)
People are relying on this information for their own wellbeing and this is blatant abuse of people's good nature. Nobody is a sucker for being kind, and it's certainly not proof of people's lack of faith in their own relationships. Especially since the topic written about was something that does, sometimes, happen, I think it was a terrible thing to write and make a fool of people.

In other news...

- Bill Clinton really let us all down with the whole Monika thing.
- Unforgiven really deserved Best Picture of 1992.
- I'm so glad they tore down that wall. Good on you Mr. Gorbachev!
- We really showed those limey bastards by dumping all their tea in the harbor!

haha, did this person make an account just to scold satellite?

We've missed you! Where have you been? Welcome back! And while you're at it, please re-read the TOS and share it with all of us.



But is blatantly abusing people's good nature a violation of the TOS?



So how can you make a fool of someone without that person being suckered?

If they weren't suckered, then they can't be a fool. And if they were simply responding with kindness to something that sometimes does happen, then how are they being foolish or getting suckered?

It almost sounds like you're implying that people really were suckered! I'd hate to see that posted here, that might make some people feel foolish. But, either way, I don't see how your post or any of the others in this thread thus far can be construed as violating the TOS. As long as you think it though..... but be careful because we all know what happens when you think something while someone is trying to lead you into thinking something....

YOU GET SUCKERED!!!

Please respond with kindness. (I have a good nature and I don't want it blatantly abused.) Thanks!

What-??? The "wall" came down-??? Oh my!

Nahhh, it didn't. Haha SUCKER, you fell for it!

You meanie. Play nice!

Play nice? But you're just words on the screen to me. Well...words wearing funny green hats.

Good point, cybermox!

this has turned into one of the funniest threads i've seen on vj

Who says Satellite isn't good for something? Just look what he started!

If Satellite gets the credit, does that mean we're all suckers again?

I would say...

Appropriately, I see Satellite like "Sputnik." It caused quite a stir but it was just a silly Russian metal ball flying around in space. But it did make a sucker out of the USA.

Silly metal ball?

Sputnik could be the reason we're all on this forum right now. Not just from the technological sense, but also the Cold War / Breaking down the wall sense.

Joking aside, Sputnik was a big deal. I was alive to remember it. I remember going outside to look for it at night. We saw something but I've since heard it was not visible to the naked eye. I think what we actually saw was a stage of the rocket that put it in orbit.

Seeing stuff in space is awesome!

i got one for ya'll. i was reading a war book not too long ago, about a german soldier on the eastern front. one phrase he listed that he heard the russians chanting as they were advancing (and kicking the german's butt) was this:

ourrah pobieda.

what's the translation of that?

That translates to: "Hurray Victory!"

You da man, Tiger. Huyarit po-rooski horosho.

Due to the transliteration, it could also sound something like -

"Hoorah! Lunch!"

(As in, "we're kicking your @$$ so bad this morning that soon you'll be our lunch!")

thanks! the german in the book i could understand, but that one above i had no idea what it meant.

You're welcome Charles.

Charles horoshi mujik.

Shto? Nyet?