TRELAWNY PARISH
Feb 14 2008, 09:57 PM
QUOTE(shrewdgal @ Feb 14 2008, 05:13 PM)

QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Feb 14 2008, 10:39 AM)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT!
UNU IS OUTADAH...wat a sintin fi bring up VALENTINE'S DAY...unu wicked eeh.....n poor mi deh yah lonely

...cho mi ago bruck out mi best friend. MR. STONE GINGER WINE...unu ave a bless night.
dancehallquana
Feb 14 2008, 10:06 PM
QUOTE(kimmykashi @ Feb 14 2008, 07:27 PM)

QUOTE(Marlita @ Feb 14 2008, 08:10 PM)

how yuh find we?
Lita u nah read..har and Jawi is friends...right ?
Lita, u affi go tek back "RESIDENT CHATTING QWEEN" tikkle..ahahhahaa..ole a 27 post a no notice..heheee..
mi soon tek off da pic yah...mi cyan bodda right now..

mi naa knoa Jawi, mi sey anodda lurking friend (cmon on out star!!) and I is hooked to Jawi GREAT story. Mi find dis beautiful place ca mi is a research fiend. LOL Wen mi meet mi friend from JA, RG, mi rate him so, mi ago searching pon di internet fa anyting bout Jamaican/American relationships (I know, get a life right heehee).
I have learned so much from others experiences. Your lives are confirmation of what could be and all that is possible with cross country love. All of you know, friends and families are quick to dismiss our feelings as CRAZY, so it feels good to be around those that know better.
Sonshyne
Feb 14 2008, 11:16 PM
QUOTE(kimmykashi @ Feb 14 2008, 04:50 PM)

sunny weh u benn ?
Hey Kim Kim mi been inna han outta de place... Jus nuh mek much post.
Mi hope deh likkle pickney give yuh some relief fram deh sickness soon.
Hotlegz
Feb 15 2008, 10:23 AM
QUOTE(dancehallquana @ Feb 14 2008, 10:06 PM)

QUOTE(kimmykashi @ Feb 14 2008, 07:27 PM)

QUOTE(Marlita @ Feb 14 2008, 08:10 PM)

how yuh find we?
Lita u nah read..har and Jawi is friends...right ?
Lita, u affi go tek back "RESIDENT CHATTING QWEEN" tikkle..ahahhahaa..ole a 27 post a no notice..heheee..
mi soon tek off da pic yah...mi cyan bodda right now..

mi naa knoa Jawi, mi sey anodda lurking friend (cmon on out star!!) and I is hooked to Jawi GREAT story. Mi find dis beautiful place ca mi is a research fiend. LOL Wen mi meet mi friend from JA, RG, mi rate him so, mi ago searching pon di internet fa anyting bout Jamaican/American relationships (I know, get a life right heehee).
I have learned so much from others experiences. Your lives are confirmation of what could be and all that is possible with cross country love. All of you know, friends and families are quick to dismiss our feelings as CRAZY, so it feels good to be around those that know better.
ahahhaaa..wowooiieee.. Lita a go get mi fi dah one yah....COME OUT DANCEHALL FRIEND....COME OUT !!! NO MORE DUPPY ROUND HERE !!!
QUOTE(Sonshyne @ Feb 14 2008, 11:16 PM)

QUOTE(kimmykashi @ Feb 14 2008, 04:50 PM)

sunny weh u benn ?
Hey Kim Kim mi been inna han outta de place... Jus nuh mek much post.
Mi hope deh likkle pickney give yuh some relief fram deh sickness soon.
i HEAR YAH...bwoy Sunny dis is a struggle..mi pray fi bettah everyday
jawi876
Feb 15 2008, 01:26 PM
jawi876
Feb 15 2008, 01:28 PM
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Feb 14 2008, 04:27 PM)

Give dis cocky ah trim and im wan mawga chicky...*kiss teet*
clairern
Feb 15 2008, 01:30 PM
QUOTE(jawi876 @ Feb 15 2008, 01:26 PM)

Hey Jawi, good luck on Tuesday. I hope everthing works out for the best. Will keep you in my thoughts and prayers.
Love
Claire
jawi876
Feb 15 2008, 01:32 PM
QUOTE(dancehallquana @ Feb 14 2008, 07:55 PM)

QUOTE(Marlita @ Feb 14 2008, 06:28 PM)

QUOTE(dancehallquana @ Feb 14 2008, 03:13 PM)

QUOTE(kimmykashi @ Feb 14 2008, 05:02 PM)

wowowowwiiieeeee...everyday oonuh draw in more and more ppl fi come join di madness...WELCOME DANCEHALLQUANA...no mek dem bruk u out....especially..Lita, Yardie and di one Gill...

Tanks Sistern!!
mi a lurk for months now! Jawi ave me and mi friend caught up wid di story and all ya gyals ave me rolling with yah chatting..mi feel like a yardie from mi bawn and ya gyals mus be mi sistern. LOL
Wah haaa! Anutha duppy deh come out frum de lurking. mi get scared when mi see all deh duppy deh.
Welcome Dance...lets see ah wha name Gill ah give yuh.
Oh mi gyal, mi naa mean to scare ya none. Mi naa feel right joining in wen me naa ave farrin fiance or spouse, but mi cyan hold miself bek no langa!! Mi tek off mi duppy sheets fi tru. Tanks for di pure welcome everyone!
Eeeehhhnnn. Mi knoa yuh mi gyal? Baxside mi haudience grow tuh rass! Welcome DHQ! Step hout in de video light...mek mi knoa yuh.
jawi876
Feb 15 2008, 01:35 PM
QUOTE(kimmykashi @ Feb 14 2008, 08:27 PM)

QUOTE(Marlita @ Feb 14 2008, 08:10 PM)

how yuh find we?
Lita u nah read..har and Jawi is friends...right ?
Nuh sar...mi nuh knoa har. Har sey mi have har and har friend dem hooked...but ie nuh mean mi chat har. DHQ need fe step hout inna de video light...
jawi876
Feb 15 2008, 01:40 PM
QUOTE(dancehallquana @ Feb 14 2008, 10:06 PM)

QUOTE(kimmykashi @ Feb 14 2008, 07:27 PM)

QUOTE(Marlita @ Feb 14 2008, 08:10 PM)

how yuh find we?
Lita u nah read..har and Jawi is friends...right ?
Lita, u affi go tek back "RESIDENT CHATTING QWEEN" tikkle..ahahhahaa..ole a 27 post a no notice..heheee..
mi soon tek off da pic yah...mi cyan bodda right now..

mi naa knoa Jawi, mi sey anodda lurking friend (cmon on out star!!) and I is hooked to Jawi GREAT story. Mi find dis beautiful place ca mi is a research fiend. LOL Wen mi meet mi friend from JA, RG, mi rate him so, mi ago searching pon di internet fa anyting bout Jamaican/American relationships (I know, get a life right heehee).
I have learned so much from others experiences. Your lives are confirmation of what could be and all that is possible with cross country love. All of you know, friends and families are quick to dismiss our feelings as CRAZY, so it feels good to be around those that know better.
Eeeehhhnnnn?? So, yuh search turn hup mi story? Mi baxside! Chat bout! Whaa a sumting eh. Welcome...welcome...yuh read ie frum stawt?
jawi876
Feb 15 2008, 01:42 PM
QUOTE(clairern @ Feb 15 2008, 01:30 PM)

Hey Jawi, good luck on Tuesday. I hope everthing works out for the best. Will keep you in my thoughts and prayers.
Love
Claire
Hey Ms. Clarie. Thanks! Mi his ready...so very ready.
Marlita
Feb 15 2008, 01:46 PM
QUOTE(jawi876 @ Feb 15 2008, 10:26 AM)

Dis wah mi ah seh! Mi nah like di hairy cocky.
jawi876
Feb 15 2008, 01:52 PM
QUOTE(Marlita @ Feb 15 2008, 01:46 PM)

QUOTE(jawi876 @ Feb 15 2008, 10:26 AM)

Dis wah mi ah seh! Mi nah like di hairy cocky.
My gyal...yuhseeit doan. Cha...hairy like wan rass mongrel dawg.
TRELAWNY PARISH
Feb 15 2008, 02:13 PM

Do they have a BALD cock?
Yaads
Feb 15 2008, 02:24 PM
QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Feb 15 2008, 11:13 AM)


Do they have a BALD cock?


Si im down der...

Mi will tek di hairy one ova dat one hennyday!!! Gwaan chat bout di hairy cock but look at di alternative *kissteet* Mek mi stay wid deh hairy one.
TRELAWNY PARISH
Feb 15 2008, 02:40 PM
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Feb 15 2008, 02:24 PM)

QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Feb 15 2008, 11:13 AM)


Do they have a BALD cock?


Si im down der...

Mi will tek di hairy one ova dat one hennyday!!! Gwaan chat bout di hairy cock but look at di alternative *kissteet* Mek mi stay wid deh hairy one.
Oh my my my..........girl the people in my office are DYING....the yankee dem wah log on...mi tell dem fi goweh. Mi no know if mi want one pick cock
dancehallquana
Feb 15 2008, 02:42 PM
QUOTE(jawi876 @ Feb 15 2008, 12:40 PM)

QUOTE(dancehallquana @ Feb 14 2008, 10:06 PM)

QUOTE(kimmykashi @ Feb 14 2008, 07:27 PM)

QUOTE(Marlita @ Feb 14 2008, 08:10 PM)

how yuh find we?
Lita u nah read..har and Jawi is friends...right ?
Lita, u affi go tek back "RESIDENT CHATTING QWEEN" tikkle..ahahhahaa..ole a 27 post a no notice..heheee..
mi soon tek off da pic yah...mi cyan bodda right now..

mi naa knoa Jawi, mi sey anodda lurking friend (cmon on out star!!) and I is hooked to Jawi GREAT story. Mi find dis beautiful place ca mi is a research fiend. LOL Wen mi meet mi friend from JA, RG, mi rate him so, mi ago searching pon di internet fa anyting bout Jamaican/American relationships (I know, get a life right heehee).
I have learned so much from others experiences. Your lives are confirmation of what could be and all that is possible with cross country love. All of you know, friends and families are quick to dismiss our feelings as CRAZY, so it feels good to be around those that know better.
Eeeehhhnnnn?? So, yuh search turn hup mi story? Mi baxside! Chat bout! Whaa a sumting eh. Welcome...welcome...yuh read ie frum stawt?
Well first I found VJ, then the Yardie thread (you girls are soo funny), and kept digging when I found "Stella"..Like so many others, I have been like a crack addict ever since. I don't know what I will do when u reach the end..Maybe a Part 2 is in the making ??? LOL
Yaads
Feb 15 2008, 02:51 PM
Ok here is another picture...

Tell mi which onna dem yuh woulda pick ehh? Hairy cock versus hairless cock...seems a heasy choice tuh mi
dancehallquana
Feb 15 2008, 02:57 PM
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Feb 15 2008, 01:24 PM)

QUOTE(Trelawny20853 @ Feb 15 2008, 11:13 AM)


Do they have a BALD cock?


Si im down der...

Mi will tek di hairy one ova dat one hennyday!!! Gwaan chat bout di hairy cock but look at di alternative *kissteet* Mek mi stay wid deh hairy one.
WOW!!!!
dat cock dere look vexed nuff even pink and feverish!! Him neck nice an lang though, him git all di hard to reach places nuh?? Mi send him di vitamins ta build up him strength dem.
Jomo's girl
Feb 15 2008, 02:57 PM
That is the ugliest looking bird I think I have ever seen. Where did you find that thing at?
Yaads
Feb 15 2008, 02:59 PM
QUOTE(Jomo @ Feb 15 2008, 11:57 AM)

That is the ugliest looking bird I think I have ever seen. Where did you find that thing at?
Search for bald rooster or featherless rooster...sure is ugly looking isn't it?
Jomo's girl
Feb 15 2008, 03:01 PM
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Feb 15 2008, 01:59 PM)

QUOTE(Jomo @ Feb 15 2008, 11:57 AM)

That is the ugliest looking bird I think I have ever seen. Where did you find that thing at?
Search for bald rooster or featherless rooster...sure is ugly looking isn't it?
Seeing the shape of his body without any covering, makes me think I never want to cut up and cook a whole chicken again!
jawi876
Feb 15 2008, 04:01 PM
jawi876
Feb 15 2008, 04:04 PM
QUOTE(Jomo @ Feb 15 2008, 03:01 PM)

QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Feb 15 2008, 01:59 PM)

QUOTE(Jomo @ Feb 15 2008, 11:57 AM)

That is the ugliest looking bird I think I have ever seen. Where did you find that thing at?
Search for bald rooster or featherless rooster...sure is ugly looking isn't it?
Seeing the shape of his body without any covering, makes me think I never want to cut up and cook a whole chicken again!
I will not TOUCH a whole chicken. Chicken parts for me all the way. Yeah mi knoa mi gwaan stoosh...but mi cyan manage dem tings dere....EWWWW!
Yaads
Feb 15 2008, 04:11 PM
jawi876
Feb 15 2008, 04:14 PM
QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Feb 15 2008, 04:11 PM)

QUOTE(jawi876 @ Feb 15 2008, 01:01 PM)

dis sumting mek mi reconsider puss fe tru....cha!

Mi tell yuh lang time but yuh nah listen. Gwaan an mek fun of de hairy cock...we will si who have de lass laugh

Sonshyne
Feb 21 2008, 01:17 AM
Bump Bump Bump!!!
Mi haffi bring dis ere thread back fi deh first page!!
Jawi Congrats we miss yuh 'ere!!
brownnskinn
Feb 21 2008, 11:52 AM
QUOTE(Sonshyne @ Feb 21 2008, 02:17 AM)

Bump Bump Bump!!!
Mi haffi bring dis ere thread back fi deh first page!!
Jawi Congrats we miss yuh 'ere!!
She's out celebrating her new found...soon to be lost freedom
clairern
Feb 21 2008, 07:15 PM
QUOTE(brownnskinn @ Feb 21 2008, 11:52 AM)

QUOTE(Sonshyne @ Feb 21 2008, 02:17 AM)

Bump Bump Bump!!!
Mi haffi bring dis ere thread back fi deh first page!!
Jawi Congrats we miss yuh 'ere!!
She's out celebrating her new found...soon to be lost freedom

Woaiiiiiii. Oonu too dyam bad
Awakening_1
Feb 23 2008, 07:46 PM
Hello everyone. I've been working 12-14hour days at work for past month or so and haven't been up on the story. I wanted to let you all know I've started my journey and filed I129f papers on 2/15.
Many tanks fe Deyounting fe true ya neve knoa de help ye sho mi pon de way sell off!
Marlita
Feb 23 2008, 08:05 PM
Congrats Awakening! I didn't even know you were considering the process.
Awakening_1
Feb 23 2008, 08:26 PM
QUOTE(jawi876 @ Feb 9 2008, 08:11 PM)

QUOTE(Yardiewife @ Feb 4 2008, 05:04 PM)


I finally made it through all 15 some pages I needed to catch up on and I am speechless

I am not preggers but I too was bawling my eyes out (very discreetly here at work).
Jawi you are such a fantastic writer and couldn't believe how caught up I was in all the twists and turns...very well done girl...fantastic! Many kudos and blessing to you

I was beginning to wonder if I was all over the place with the story...or if the flow was right. I usually get stuck if the storyline is not right...and I have to start over. When it fits, I can write for hours...or a least until my neck and shoulder can't take anymore.
Jawi this story is amazing. I'm loving Ian getting his A$$$$ kicked all up and down JA! That ankle is cracked and hanging like one limp noodle! LMAO!! me stay way long time me caint let me time get away anymore de story to good
Hotlegz
Feb 23 2008, 09:19 PM
Congrats on the entering the journey Awakening...now it's official
Awakening_1
Feb 23 2008, 09:32 PM
QUOTE(Marlita @ Feb 23 2008, 08:05 PM)

Congrats Awakening! I didn't even know you were considering the process.
Thanks Marlita. I know I really haven't shared a lot and typically by the time I tried to translate my english I get behind and give up on jumping in with any personal stories on myself because they don't fit with the present discussion on the forum. Writing in patois is difficult for me.

A few people knew I was going to apply but I figured it was time to share with all.
Marlita
Feb 24 2008, 12:26 AM
Wait, aren't you Miss Jawi's sister? There's so many new people here lately I can't keep up. Well your on your way now. Good luck on the journey.
Awakening_1
Feb 24 2008, 04:38 PM
QUOTE(Marlita @ Feb 24 2008, 12:26 AM)

Wait, aren't you Miss Jawi's sister? There's so many new people here lately I can't keep up. Well your on your way now. Good luck on the journey.
Yes I'm Jawi younger sister.
clairern
Feb 24 2008, 10:46 PM
QUOTE(Awakening_1 @ Feb 23 2008, 07:46 PM)

Hello everyone. I've been working 12-14hour days at work for past month or so and haven't been up on the story. I wanted to let you all know I've started my journey and filed I129f papers on 2/15.
Many tanks fe Deyounting fe true ya neve knoa de help ye sho mi pon de way sell off!
Congrats girl. Good luck with the journey and may all your dreams and aspirations come true
Yaads
Feb 25 2008, 11:39 AM
Congrats Awakening! Good luck in your journey
Awakening_1
Feb 25 2008, 05:52 PM
Thanks for those well wishes I'm soooo excited!
jawi876
Feb 28 2008, 09:28 PM
Congratulations again Baby Sis! I'm happy for you and my brother-in-law.
Guys our job has been kicking our A$$ for real! I went overnight from managing a team of 17 to a team of 34. It is a loooottt of hard work, but it feels good to see my department performance on the up, and I don't have to share the success with another supervisor. I will be headed to Canada in about a week. So, I may not get to update the story for a little while yet, but when I get back I will have a lot to add. Wait a minute, let me back up...I won't have a lot to post...but I will try to fit writing in when A goes to work. LOL
BTW...thanks for all the well wishes for my divorce. I can't believe that I have finally shed that dead itchy skin...I'm ready for the future...one step at a time.
jawi876
Feb 28 2008, 09:41 PM
Oh btw...I have a new laptop...I think I burned the other one out...it is being repaired so my oldest son can use it for school.
Here you go:
Melodee and Ian sulk in silence, each lost in thought about the recent turn of events.
Ian: I know I don’t deserve to know…but did you really mean it…I mean about you saying yes to marrying me?
Melodee: Go to He**!
Ian: You may not even be positive. Do you think I would do this knowingly, on purpose? Do you think I would murder the woman I am falling in love with? I’m handing you a death sentence, for what reason? As much as I have told you and shown you that I care about you? Give me some credit Melodee, please.
Melodee: Would you do the same for me if the slippa pon de otha foot? Nuh sar. Yuh chat whole heap of phockery right yah so. *kiss teet* Mi cyan believe ie! Like somebody wuk obeah pon mi fe tru!
jawi876
Feb 28 2008, 09:44 PM
Doctor Denton comes in and takes a sample of blood and urine for the HIV test. She wants to run a test for all sexually transmitted diseases to be sure nothing is overlooked.
Doctor Denton: Ms. Wallaway, I need you to understand that the test can be unconclusive because the virus can lay dormant in your system for years. I would recommend you come back to be tested again in six months, to be certain of any results. I will also be testing your blood for the pregnancy horomone since you have had unprotected sex recently. Melodee, HIV and AIDS is most prevelant in young Black heterosexual women because they trust their partners to be honest about their sexual histories. Until you know your long term partners history and results, you should always practice safe sex. Abstinence is the only true form of safe sex. But, I can provide you with condoms, both male and female.
I’ll be back with the results for the other tests in a little while. Would you like your own examination room?
Ian: I think I should be able to hear her status too. Afterall, she is a new partner for me too. At least, I have been tested before, and the results were NEGATIVE for HIV.
Melodee: Yes doctor, I would prefer my own room. Thank you.
Ian: If you walk out on me now Melodee, it’s over. I’m not begging you to b-be my w-wife anymore. *cough*
Nurse: Excuse me Doctor Denton, ma’am, sir, we have some test results for your patient, M. Wallaway.
Doctor Denton: Ah…thank you nurse. Ms. Wallaway are you coming with me?
Melodee: It’s okay. I want him to hear the news when you tell him that mi his RASSCL** clean! Mi nuh dutty gyal!
clairern
Feb 28 2008, 09:47 PM
QUOTE(jawi876 @ Feb 28 2008, 09:28 PM)

Congratulations again Baby Sis! I'm happy for you and my brother-in-law.
Guys our job has been kicking our A$$ for real! I went overnight from managing a team of 17 to a team of 34. It is a loooottt of hard work, but it feels good to see my department performance on the up, and I don't have to share the success with another supervisor. I will be headed to Canada in about a week. So, I may not get to update the story for a little while yet, but when I get back I will have a lot to add. Wait a minute, let me back up...I won't have a lot to post...but I will try to fit writing in when A goes to work. LOL
BTW...thanks for all the well wishes for my divorce. I can't believe that I have finally shed that dead itchy skin...I'm ready for the future...one step at a time.
Hey Jawi girl, welcome back to the yaad. I am glad you are going to get to go see A. I hope you have a great time. How has your shoulder been? How is the pain? I hope you are well.
Love Claire
Dimples876
Feb 28 2008, 09:53 PM
Jawi.........thanks my girl I was getting worried I miss reading As Jamaica Turns!!!!!!!
Marlita
Feb 29 2008, 12:40 AM
Congrats on your divorce Jawi! I know u are elated, and your going to see A too!! WooHoo!!
Now bout this ere likkle piece a singting post deh. CHA! Nah mu haffi wait lang time fi de res ov ie? Is Mel preggers, and with HIV?! LAWD, lemme guh sey wan prayer fi har un bawn pickney chile.
Sonshyne
Feb 29 2008, 01:57 AM
((((((Jawi))))))) Mi happy tings ago good fe yuh at wuk
yuh ago Canada tuh se yuh man mi nuh yuh gwan fe have noice wicked twist tuh add tuh deh story nuh fe tru
Safe travels tuh yuh

Poor Mel har ago dead wen she find out she haffi ie tuh
Hotlegz
Feb 29 2008, 10:34 AM
Hey JAwi baby luv nice to see yuh...hope Canada brings u ALL u WANT

...take care and have fun
Forever Young
Mar 1 2008, 07:42 AM
QUOTE(Awakening_1 @ Feb 23 2008, 07:46 PM)

Hello everyone. I've been working 12-14hour days at work for past month or so and haven't been up on the story. I wanted to let you all know I've started my journey and filed I129f papers on 2/15.
Many tanks fe Deyounting fe true ya neve knoa de help ye sho mi pon de way sell off!
Sorry so late...but

CONGRATS WAKEY!!!!!!!!

NOA2's have been coming fast and furious!!
Bless,
Gill
TRELAWNY PARISH
Mar 1 2008, 08:41 AM
QUOTE(Sonshyne @ Feb 29 2008, 01:57 AM)

((((((Jawi))))))) Mi happy tings ago good fe yuh at wuk
yuh ago Canada tuh se yuh man mi nuh yuh gwan fe have noice wicked twist tuh add tuh deh story nuh fe tru
Safe travels tuh yuh

Poor Mel har ago dead wen she find out she haffi ie tuh

RAHTID...shyne a u dat a drop fut pon di dance floor?
Awakening_1
Mar 1 2008, 11:23 AM
QUOTE(Deyoungting @ Mar 1 2008, 07:42 AM)

QUOTE(Awakening_1 @ Feb 23 2008, 07:46 PM)

Hello everyone. I've been working 12-14hour days at work for past month or so and haven't been up on the story. I wanted to let you all know I've started my journey and filed I129f papers on 2/15.
Many tanks fe Deyounting fe true ya neve knoa de help ye sho mi pon de way sell off!
Sorry so late...but

CONGRATS WAKEY!!!!!!!!

NOA2's have been coming fast and furious!!
Bless,
Gill
Thanks Deyoungting. I'm looking forward to the NOA2. I'm researching what to do when I get to next step now.
Where is everyone getting these animations from. I love them. Soshyne animation look like whine up it fe sho.
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