[quote name='chagalafamilia' date='Feb 13 2006, 12:33 PM' post='25540']
Reasons to celebrate (by celebrate I mean do the laundry).
1. Laundry is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women do laundry they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
2. Gentle, relaxed laundry reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3. Laundry can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
4. Laundry is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
5. Laundry is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
6. The more laundry you have, the more you will be offered. The active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle laundry perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7. Laundry is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT is 10 times more effective than Valium.
8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
9. Laundry actually relieves headaches. A laundry session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of laundry can unblock a stuffy nose. Laundry is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
1.No wonder my hair is dull and falling out!
2.That's why my face looks like a sponge!
3.my weight gain continues!
4.That's why I HAVE to wear a bra!
5.No wonder prozac hasn't helped!
6.Having to bathe twice daily
7.SO stressed out
8.Thinking about wearing dentures!
9.I constantly suffer from migranes and tension headaches!
10.I CAN"T BREATH!!!!!
All this just because I haven't done laundry?
Man by the time Edgar comes home I'll be old ,wrinkled and toothless, bald and suffering from severe headaches and flu problems.