My eyes, my eyes!





OH GOD NO!!!

NSFW! NSFW!

OMG, STOP!!!!

(What is callipygian?)

Oh crap. (No pun intended.) I just looked it up:

"pertaining to or having finely developed buttocks"

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Time to get out the vibrator!

OMG. I wouldn't be able to. I'd keep having visions of the pic in that thread!

OK this one has to win the prize! From the "Big Red" reference to the Wacko Jacko cake makeup!

Stop! You're ruining my sex life!

Didn't I read that clay Aiken and his "partner" had a child?

I consider going to a gay baby shower or a dog's funeral two of the ultimate LA experiences.

HELP ME I CAN'T STOP

Oh. I didn't know he had a partner. I thought he just did the invitro with David Foster's sister.

I read about it in Entertainment Weekly - he had the sexually ambiguous name of jaimey, or something similar

She was executive producer of Aiken's last 3 albums. And 50 years old now.

Who is Clay Aiken? I hear his name a lot.

I need to bleach my eyes now. These are horrifying!

I jsut did a google on this "jaymes foster." I stand by my statement he had a baby with a man.

Oh this is too much. I just can't imagine someone doing this in all seriousness.

Apparently Clay was looking for a womb to bake his alien child.

A gay baby shower and a dog's funeral...I really can't believe I haven't been to LA yet. And I thought Chicago was interesting!

And for the Claymates who are also Liverpool fans...

It's like I don't want to watch, but I can't look away. I am scared.

OMG - I go AWOL for a couple of days trying to sort things out and miss out on EVERYTHING... Now I have to go look for the closed-down thread unless someone has it to hand... oh I am sure it won't be too hard to miss

You missed some pretty interesting things yesterday! Nice to have you back though!!

Aly! I need to give you a call later today -- can you PM me your number? Pointy and I are trying to figure out when to arrive for the luau.

Here you go: http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=147094

Good times, good times.

I just read the closed thread...OMG I really need to get internet at home so I can keep up with such going's on. I read it with my mother in law and we were both doing all we could at times to hold each other on our chairs.

Elm...your comments were nothing short of fabulous genius. and Ginger...wow! you should be in politics with that diplomacy

Thanks, debz! It was kinda fun.

Just going back through that thread -- at the end, was she calling ginger "grandma"? Huh? Ginger, correct me if I'm wrong, but you're not on the Geritol just yet, right?

Gee thanks

Good to see you again on this board...are you ready for the Big Red wave Saturday hahaha?




I'm 26. I think it's time for me to learn how to make Jello molds.

Cool. I've got an ace ambrosia recipe.

Oh elm! I was going to apologise to you on the offending thread for defending the indefensible but noticed it had closed I was also going to thank you and the others for making me laugh so much yesterday.

I was still laughing this morning at the brilliant idea that moral highground can always be defended by posting a pic of a vadge to prove your point. It was sublime!

yep...father in law works for charter....get it for free on TV at the in laws and being forced to watch!!!!!

Man, that alienlovechild dude won't let go! What a freakshow.

Edit: Woooo! Just got my 2nd heart!

I think I get the gist.

I think of Clay Aiken as being America's answer to Gareth Gates

Thought he was a singer or something. Just googled him.

Absolutely spot on.

I think I am experiencing my first migraine ever.

And looking at broken code is not helping.

LOL...there will be a period of brainwashing. First will be denial, then anger, then sadness then acceptance. If you tell others that you accept Tom Osborne as your personal savior you'll probably get a free case of beer to boot!

Ok - I think I need to add the thread to my watched list for when I fancy a giggle - I just read it from beginning to end and it was AWESOME!! Maven - you are a true hero

Here are some of my favourite highlights:

i can see the connection between the two. hope you feel better soon and find the problem with the code

And some more:




(I am SO glad you picked up on this as I really wanted to...)







(Genius!)

And more


*gasp* I am soo surprised that rj didn't bite back on this one...

I have a new apartment!

After spending days looking at different complexes I have settled on this one http://www.cwsapartments.com/profile.asp?A...oCity=Charlotte

I've got a 1 bedroom/1 bath on the ground floor with a view of the pool.

Rent is only $720 a month, including bug spraying! Once I've found a job I hope to move into one of their 2 beds but I don't want to do that until I'm earning - best to keep my expenditure as low as possible until then.

I did all the paperwork today and paid the first month's rent in advance and it's mine from 15th September.

Ok - last one (hopefully)








(This just made me lol)

Oh Gillian!! It looks gorgeous!!! I am soooo jealous

And yeah - you need to keep expenses down as you need to come to Palm Springs at the end of October for a halloween party

hey dudes, did the stupid Social Security office today. It actually only took a half an hour. And what's weird is that the Hollywood SS Office reminded me of the Croydon Home Office. Maybe there's some warehouse somewhere, where they sell pre-fab bueracratic offices?

And while I was gone ye were having more fun without me. Damn!!

oh and I got my THIRD stupid welcome letter from USCIS. sigh.

Three?!?!! Well - they must *really* be happy to have you here...

See? All this time - America needed you

Congratulations Gillian! It looks lovely.



Three?!!! I only got one. I guess I'm not as welcome as you are. Click to view attachment

Gillian, thatplace looks very posh!! Congratulations and best of luck as you start on this new chapter of your life. *hugs*

Here's one. Poke it! It trembles.

And another!! A Universe Beyond Gay

You can almost taste them, can't you? Don't forget to decorate them with little knick knacks. It makes them special.

Fantastic! Makes me think of these two:

The Other Other White Meat

and

Knudsen Products

good morning everyone. thank god it's friday.