I imagine that we are very much on the same page regarding these so-called ladies.

And the site hanging is driving me batty. Every time I add a reply I get booted off the site. For God's sake, I have other work to do today and cannot afford to get all tied up in this site!


And sorry for the double post above...must be this wacky site.

I just started to get a bit irritated

you guys are the Awesome but the arguments are wasted on your oponents I'm afraid. They are not interested in having a discussion. Shame.

Oh and the site hanging is complete crap. boooo!

Maven was brilliant.

Hot damn I missed out! There's protesters at work, craziness in there....

Maven - you rock.

julez - post #82 - still giggling...

Heh heh, I never knew how much fun this could be! I never did one of these exchanges before.

Good times, my fellow classy ladies, good times, indeed!

Is it just me, or do I not like having one of the most beautiful things about a woman described as raw meat? Some of these chicks have the filthiest mouths. Now, as the UK VJ LA ladies know, I am very free with my curse words, but f*ck me if I will stand for that kind of disgusting BS.

Truly vile.

I loved it when I saw Maven pointed it out to her. It was awesome. I really can't stand that she keeps pointing out how low class she thinks others and yet she is constantly talking about her husband's piece......but she doesn't talk about her sex life and vibrators are from the devil.

Those girls take the biscuit. I cannot believe that it's lack of english skills that leads them to be so offensive. I think if they're english was better, they would only be offensive more clearly. I would take a skilled interpreter to work out exactly what insults Princess of Darkness is trying to throw around, and in whose direction she's aiming them.

I just stepped out. I figured there was no convincing this chick...she was willfully ignorant. I admit I really held back a lot though in my final reply.



I'm gross??? Hey gross is Dirty Sanchez...and I just don't go there man.

I read it wrong the first time too, that's not what Gareth's Girl was saying

<shakes head> why do I feel like i've missed something?

I am loving how Alienlovechild thinks I'm so angry! It's cute. And like I'm going to divulge what my field is for some stalker-in-waiting? Negatory.

Seriously....after reading things they have posted on that thread, none of them can say anybody over here is gross or unclassy. Good grief. I need to wash my eyes with bleach after reading that thread.

You crack me up Ginger!



I definitely wasn't saying Ginger1981 is gross at all. The opposite actually!

Must...stop...baiting...morons...

Just wow. Hp has absolutely NO GRASP of what she is saying. None.

I can't believe that ignorant troll posted that picture. It didn't even take very much baiting. I am impressed. You rock!

I needed a NSFW tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only weird thing about that fanny (in my opinion) was the lack of hair. I'm one of those old-fashioned crazy chicks who thinks it looks nice to keep the hedge trimmed but doesn't see the need for deforestation.

(Oops, now I over-shared.)



NSFW???

Edit: Oh, I get it! D'oh!

Damn, do I have a weird VJ stalker now?

I think you might. I find it slightly creepy that alienlovechild is constantly just calling you out on that thread. I feel a bit neglected since I posted a completely awesome comment about ping pong balls.

oh, it was appreciated!

V much appreciated!

GRRRRRRrrrrrrr. So I got my FedEx package. 2 pieces of mail from USCIS and one from Social Security. Do I have either my green card or my SSN Card. NO. Man I'm mad. SS sent me a stupid application form. I coulda gone down there before now and filled out a stupid form. I thought they were sending me the card. I called them, and no card has been ordered. Both the letters from USCIS were NOA's. I don't know why I need an NOA. Or two of them for that matter. Looks like they are they welcome letter of sorts.

Sorry for the rant. I thought I was finished caring about USCIS, but I, like a dummy, got excited about some stupid cards. Now i'm peeved. GGGRRRRRRrrrrraaaahhHHHH. There.

Now back to OT.

Oh I understood...I think maybe I didn't make myself entirely clear either LOL. Anyways it just gave me an excuse to mention a Dirty Sanchez.

Anyways, having some little snot make assumptions about my sex life has given me fuel for a good run. I was going to go work out after work but I just HAD to look at that thread and I ended up staying too long so I had to go straight to my train lol. So jealous of you LA VJ'ers...you can get together for drinks and laugh about it!

Anyways at least I don't feel the need to have a mega huge signature full of cheesy photo shopped wedding photos to prove just "how in love" I am with Nicky.

But ginger, we'd LOVE to see such a masterpiece! C'mon c'mon c'mon!

Oh man, I take the car out for a spin and I come back to find the most awesomest thread EVAH shut down. Booooooo.

By the way, ginger -- you da (wo)man!

Since the thread closed down...

It took me a while but I got it now. I suppose I've been living in the city for too long...I would have thought of a washing machine on spin cycle first!




Yeah I went out to run and I'd been formulating all sorts of things to say in my head...and now it's locked. Just to think I ran extra hard so I could get home as soon as possible.

Btw...thanks! You reduced her to emoticons hehehe.

Sorry for the interruption. That thread was truly frustrating. I enjoyed all your posts in the face of ignorance and incoherency.

I still don't understand what it means. Actually, there was a lot in there I didn't understand. I think it got lost in the translation.

I could have a different take on it (since I have an inkling whoever said tractors probably had no idea what they were talking about either) is that driving a tractor, for a woman, could perhaps be a "pleasurable" experience. As in it vibrates a lot.

Beejay, come and visit anytime. I feel like I need to send some of those gals a poster

I had a laugh at the vibrator line and thought that was going to be it!

I must find this thread now.

g'morning all.
my use of tractors in that thread was all about tractors not moving very fast, and my earlier comment at post #308 should give further indications as to what i was getting at.

i'm still baffled by becca asking if i was using ginger.

WOW after reading that thread...

How is it that someone can post a full vaginal shot and claim things about European vaginas and not be suspended?

Oh ok. After a while it got kind of hard to follow....guess my mind is just constantly in the gutter

I'm baffled by that too. Though to be honest I'm sure she didn't know what she was talking about either.

My hamster is truly a spoiled princess.

She was hungry and looking for food so I gave her a (hamster) cookie to take back to bed with her.

She's munching it among her fluffy blue bed!

Oh good! I thought your posts were great. That thread was completely out of control yesterday. I was a little shocked that it wasn't closed down after the picture was posted. That was crazy.

Morning all. After yesterday's brouhaha, I feel a little deflated. Off to go get my California DL -- wonder if they'll make me take my test on a tractor?

I have a story on Hamster Yummies!

When we were kids I had a pet hamster and I bought a box of hamster yummies. (They look like chocolate wafers but God knows what's in them. Certainly not chocolate.) Anyway, one night, my older evil sister (whom I know would have pushed me out of the nest if we'd been birds) asked me if I'd like a chocolate wafer and I said yes. Obviously, she handed me a hamster yummy, but I was a very trusting sort. I'm pretty sure I saw horns emerge on her head when I started eating it. As I spit it out crying "Are these hamster yummies?" she nearly died laughing. To this day I still remember that horrid taste and texture. Have you tried them, yet, Gemmie?

You know.... I am truly saddened by what I've been reading here on VJ these last few days. I don't know what's going on or if it's a full moon or something, but the craziness is pretty much in every forum I've been to.

I'll dance!

I had noticed that the amount of crazy postings has increased lately. Maybe there is something in the water?

Maybe everyone's menstrual is in sync - I wonder if that can be true of women who only spend a lot of time online? I used to live in a sorority house in college - 3 days out of the month that place was a war zone, men were warned to enter at their own peril.

While looking for a "Tractor Sexy" (yes, the Kenny Chesney song) picture, I came across this website:

Clay Aiken Pins

I've been pissing myself laughing...at first I thought the website was a pisstake but I do believe they are very, very serious!



I used to give my hampster a baby carrot, and it would stick the whole thing in the pouch on the side of it's mouth. It looked like a huge tumor sticking out of the side of my rodent!

What the..... ?

OMG. I just pictured the type of people who would be so obsessed with Clay Aitken that they even went to the effort of creating those.

This one had me rolling!





And one for the emo fans!

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I think I just wet myself.