aww, shucks, aly...fanks

Did anyone see this?!

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...p;#entry1711015

*goes to make coffee*

It's posts like that that make me miss tito. He would know what to say.

I had to add my 2 cents. Usually I stay away from MENA, but every now and then.....

Oh he sure would... maybe you could oblige in his absence?

LOL I should tell the USC they just need to go home.

Say they were only after a green card and they were smoking on purpose just to instigate divorce proceedings so they would be able to run free with their GC

I tend to stay out of the MENA forum. That lot is a touchy, touchy bunch. Maybe rightly so, I dunno, but my own personal beliefs are so counter to the majority of beliefs in that region (and forum) that I pretty much just stay away. (c.f. The "Keeping your husband happy" thread. Great laughs, but srslywtfbbq.)

Oh please post the link! I could use a laugh!!

I don't browse the other country forums at all - I just dip in when a catchy headline crops up from the main forum view

60 ways to keep your husband's love.

Oh, and I guess it wasn't in MENA but Off-Topic. But it's a MENA-centric post. You might say it's even off-topic for Off-Topic.

The funny thing is that some people were defending the list by saying the companion article, 60 ways to keep your wife's love places a heavier burden on the man. Yeah, right. Woman: Obtain husband's permission before leaving the house. Man: Compliment her and try to act like you're paying attention when she bores you. That's fair.

OMG - it's like a cross between the dark ages/1940s Britain and training a puppy

Ahhh - here's our Tito substitute

Last time I hung out there noone ever came! I was there for days Finally someone came and didn´t even say hi! So rude So I found them on VJ and told them I saw them So they disappeared I so scary

Scary Marta!! That's too funny!! Who was it?!

go on a chocolate diet for a change...you know what they say...you get stuck on one type of diet and your ability of loosing weight gets stuck too

I can´t remember the nickname anymore...it was like 6 months ago...but if I see them again I will know it´s them

*Julez <-----------------------THE ADDICT*

That´s what the donkey says

...I always go and look up jokes on the internet and go tell them to my husband so he can have a laugh....though I am so boring that I pick the boring jokes and consider them funny....but he laughs anyway cuz he has to....then I go and compliment myself what a good wife I am...

NOT

Sad, but true Marta. I just need to find a 12 step program for VJ addicts.

Ok, I have to own up to the fact that I've been lurking in your thread for a few weeks. A couple of weekends ago I read the whole thing, and I been keeping up ever since. You guys have me ROFL all the time, and TODAY... well Today you guys should take a bow.

It was so funny I've been wetting myself over here







*hope you don't mind, cos I'm not a K-1 filer, or a July*

I'm sorry but you're not allowed in here if you're not a K-1 or July filer. These are our LIVES you're messing with!!!!!



( Welcome!!)

ummm, now? .......... no, wait.....





now????




ummmmmmmmmm omgidunno ok, i'll go.

LOL! I think you're in.

Phew

k, now I'm going to go back to lurking and laughing at all of you guys.


EDITED TO SAY: No, no, no. Not laugh AT, laugh WITH

LAUGH WITH

that was close

*Getting you some diappers *

D´oh! Now they closed the busiest thread ever So I stop vommiting there and come back here...

It´s all Jeraly´s fault ...she directed me there

Does anyone know if somebody's started a "~July 2007 K-1 Filers~" thread yet?

I'm glad it was closed. Some people feed off drama and I think that OP is def. one of them. I could say more... but I just don't even care. lol

*Goes looking for it *

Well to me it was absolutely unbelievable....how can someone even come up with so much crap? So I couldn´t help vomitting
Maybe I´m just too stupid and don´t get it

Good news!!!! It's back!!!!

No no, I agree with you.
Absolutely puke-worthy.


NoooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

sigh

I'm not reading that one.

*huffs*

I already did...decided it wasn´t worth it anymore....it´s a psycho

you guys really cheer me up!
and the people in the MENA-forum make me feel better because after all, my life ISNT THAT SORRY.

It's closed again. WAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

yeah, it closed while i was writing that pregnancy hormones make some women go crazy for a while.

*sigh* i was too late.

any bets on whether a 3rd will open?
I felt that the crying pumpkin was appropriate here.
Um... why is there a crying pumpkin? I want a vomiting guy! If there is a crying PUMPKIN, people! Why isn't there a puking one?

well - my bet is there will be third one in about 3 weeks when the baby is born.

i bet a SNICKERS there will be one in three weeks latest. anybody wants to bet?

I don't like snickers.

How about a Milky Way?

mmmmm chocolate and caramel...

*drool*

Wait, did I just bet against myself?

I think I just would like a chocolate bar, now that you brought the idea up.

oh man, the american milky ways are SO MUCH BETTER than the german ones.....
DROOOOOOOL

I bet there's gonna be another one in about 5 minutes. Because I'm gonna start one. "I'm leaving my wife because she smells too pretty."

mox, I double dog dare you to.

Yessssssssssss

I can't resist a double-dog dare. Done.

Post the link!! Post the link!!

no, there's a much better idea:
"I'M LEAVING MY HUSBAND BECAUSE HE HAS MORNING BREATH".

yeah.

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=119290