... that's so sad.

Your poor SO.

And every man smells like a bottle of Polo cologne...NOT!!

as a respected member of VJ once asked: do you swallow or do you spit?



Daniel

IMO if you enjoy pleasing your lady then do so, if it is done out of obligation it usually isn't enjoyed by both parties and your lady will know the difference on that note I am leaving work early today!

Disagree strongly. Love the smell, taste and aftertaste. But then everyone is diff.

Example:

Most people love peperoni. I dont like it but I love anchovies

I love pepperoni. Anchovies make me (literally) sick.

You must really like the smell of fish.

hahahahahaha

You gents need to take your ladies to the gynecologist. (Assuming that they've already been to the shower.)

Yodrak

Well stated, as usual, Yodrak.

Many people (perhaps most) are unaware of this, but a "fishy" smell down there is not natural-- it's a bacterial infection. BVs are very, very common and usually have no symptoms that bother the woman, except in extreme cases.
If your partner has a fishy smell "down there," get her an appointment with a gyno, who will prescribe a simple antibiotic.

In other news, has anyone ever noticed that ALL MEN think they're gods when it comes to giving oral sex? They all think they're pros.

Oo I just saw Yodrak had hinted at this.

Last time I looked, I was male.

I don't think I'm the cunnilingus god. I just pay attention to what effect what I'm doing is having and learn from that.

well some of us are

Ha, well then, you're probably better at it than most men.

Not that I'm saying anything negative about the skills of my boyfriend...

Sorry, what were we talking about?

You lot are terrible!

Being that I am a Physio Therapist I know my way around the human body,
With emphasis in educating myself on the female form specifically my wifes'

I know her body by heart and can trace it blindfolded with my tongue.

How embarassing.

Alex, if we ever meet in NYC, I won't be able to look you in the eye after this thread.....

hey, I just saw a news story about that--do you mean in the modern definition?

Welcome to the US, btw--hope you had a good trip & are happily settled in.

Link, please?

lol, is your google broken?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=asexual

People who say they don't want sex. The website's founding fathers backslid once they got together in person tho. Oh well, no one ever said it had to be a permanent condition.

LOL - I meant the news story you recently saw - not the definition of asexuality.

Thanks, anyway!

Oral sex is not the issue. What are the best techniques is the issue. As the pope said: "There is nothing better or more pure than going down on a good women" (I might be mistaken here)

doh, you've probably found it by now--first hit on google was the website of the interviewed parties.
It was on ABC Primetime (hey, there was a part on swinging and The Lifestyle, too!):
http://www.abcmedianet.com/pressrel/dispDN...ml?id=090106_11
Who are asexuals - people living sexless lives, not to deny themselves pleasure but because they say they simply have no libido? As JuJu Chang reports, they come from all walks of life, and as one study suggests, 1% of us might just be an asexual. Some people even say there is a new asexuality "movement." But it is a movement that is sparking debate, since there has not been a lot of research on the topic and the scientific community does not recognize it as a sexual orientation. "Primetime" gathers a group of asexuals to learn why they have no attraction to men or women, and also talks to a certified sex therapist who says asexuals just need a little help.

More:
http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Sex/story?id=1759069&page=1

Very interesting, meauxna!

How did I miss this gem? Wow!


This thread should go into VJ's Hall of Fame.

a very fine and tasteful thread/./according to the poll

This is a great find Steven!!

I get more that I give.

I'm selfish.

You know the season of giving is just around the corner...

In the majority again.

you sister stacey are indeed a right thinking type of wife

I never did understand why peeps feel the need to discuss their private sexual matters!

*looks at Lisa's sig picture*

People are just blowing off steam, lighten up.

Tee hee, I said blowing.

Always

That's using your head.

Steven-How you did you find this thread?
A custom search? What were you looking for?

Whoaaaaaa hang on a sec!

Why am I being bashed for stating my opinion? What exactly, Steven, are you implying with the 'that's using your head'?

And LoriLawless....yes, my siggy has a butt that is painted...it does not, however have a tongue or anything else in the butt. It's simply a naked butt....which is a helluva lot different than peeps discussing their so's 'odors' and 'techniques' or each person's preference.

I mean really...is it that big a deal that everyone here has sex?

I'm not telling anyone to stop the talk....simply stating my opinion that I marvel at people's tendency to 'brag' about something that should stay private (or the very least, between close friends in person). If you can't deal with my opinion then obviously that's more your problem than mine.



Or were you expecting me to say 'oh, lighten up you say? ok!' Because it's oh-so-easy to have me painted as some puritan cos I don't wanna talk about my man's penis.

Using your head? I believe it has something to do with the joke about 'blowing', an activity aka giving 'head'.

LOL maybe, but since Lori seems to be a she, that really wouldn't make sense!

In the act of giving head, which part of a woman bobs up and down on the mans "head"?

Hint: 4-letters, starts with H and ends with D.

Meh, I don't read it that way

Double entendre at best, Gdawg

bump

this thread deserves a bump..and a blow

Love to give it's all about the control, also love to receive!!

try putting a listerine breath strip on your tongue before you partake in the next piece of pie
:-)

I do it & I like it.

well, in my past..with some of the "women' i was with..i had to put a condom on my tongue...